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the Pants/Earless master post
Still not even sure how this needs a master post but it's the longest thing I've written in years plural and it's posted all over the place. So fuck it, let's master post it and spare the flist some spam.
title: Pants Parkinson and her Weasleys
author: curiouslyfic
pairing: Pansy/George
rating: pg
w/c: ~21k
disclaimer: Transformative work of JK Rowling's Harry ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the Inconvenient Question
For hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: question. Originally posted here.
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They don’t so much have Percy and Oliver over as the pair of them show up, and it’s only dinner time when they do because George has been late in his workshop lately, trying to perfect his fireworks line. Pansy gets them tea and George handles supper, because she’s still not ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the Opposites
For the hd_writers Drabble day prompt: opposite. Originally posted here.
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It’s the coward’s way, she knows, hiding in the garden near the edge of the property, wrapping herself in whatever shadows she can find, but under the circumstances, she thinks a bit of courage too much to ask of anyone in her position.
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Pants Parkinson and the Hinkypuck
For the hd_writers Drabble Day prompt: hinkypunk. Originally posted here.
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She pops by the joke shop when she’s meant to be on lunch, pops by even though she hasn’t needed a prank for days. Draco’s already apologized for his complete and tragic idiocy and she’s assured Blaise will, as well, when he can stop scratching long enough to write, and really, there is ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the Morning After
For the hd_writers Drabble Day prompt: morning after. Originally posted here.
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Pansy slips out of bed and promises herself she won’t even look at the mess from last night yet, she’ll just tunnel-vision her way to the kitchen for a cuppa to properly wake herself up first. It’s a small thing but it’s a choice she gets to make and honestly, who needs to start the ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the Unfortunate Convo
For hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: Acromantula. Originally posted here.
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Ron’s on again about grand heroics or whatever, shit she couldn’t possibly want to hear about less tonight, and his sister’s feeding into it, egging him on that way she does. As though everything worth doing’s been done by the time they’ve left Hogwarts, as though life’s been ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the courting methods of one George Weasley
For hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: court. Originally posted here.
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Other girls get taken to Madame Puddifoot’s for tea and snack cakes, or to the Hog’s Head for a pint if they’re old enough for it. Other girls get taken out to dinner and romanced with flowers and chocolates and such, maybe bits of jewelry if their partner’s got the vault for that sort ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and her Earless
For the hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: When we first met, I had no idea how important you'd be to me. Originally posted here.
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Draco gives her a wary look and twirls two fingers, gesturing her on. Pansy seriously considers telling him to shove it, because it’s not like his love life’s any better, but she resists the urge. At least her love life’s a ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the cake
For the hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: cake. Originally posted here.
[George has his moments, Pansy says, but they never last long.]
It’s tradition, him slipping out afterwards once everyone’s gone home, stealing his bits of cake and heading down to his workroom for some time alone. The first time it happens she has a moment of worrying, wondering what it is he’s up to on his own tonight, but it’s clear when he ( Read more... ) -
Pants Parkinson and the Snidget
For hd_writers Drabble Day, for the prompt: Snidget. Originally posted here.
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George is up to something in his workroom and for all her stealth and subtlety, Pansy can’t say what. George Weasley up to something is the sort of thing she’s had to promise their neighbours won’t happen randomly anymore, not without warning and the like, but Pansy’s not too far out ( Read more... )