Someday I will marry Jon Stewart, but also have a number of torrid sexual encounters with Bill Maher. I love my men brainy. Give me intelligence, wit, and a sense of humor and I am a puddle.
Do you read Rolling Stone? I'm madly in love with one of their political columnists. He's brilliant, snarky, witty and offensive all rolled up in one. Yum.
So this is it, finally. By the time this magazine hits the newsstands, Jack Abramoff -- right-wing megalobbyist and great feckless shitwad of our new American century -- will be but a tick of the geological clock away from The End. There will be no rack, no stoning, no scorpion-filled sand pit, no bucket of fire ants. Just a sanitary plea agreement and a single blow of the gavel, and "Casino Jack" Abramoff will disappear for a few years of weightlifting and Talmudic study
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Do you read Rolling Stone? I'm madly in love with one of their political columnists. He's brilliant, snarky, witty and offensive all rolled up in one. Yum.
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So this is it, finally. By the time this magazine hits the newsstands, Jack Abramoff -- right-wing megalobbyist and great feckless shitwad of our new American century -- will be but a tick of the geological clock away from The End. There will be no rack, no stoning, no scorpion-filled sand pit, no bucket of fire ants. Just a sanitary plea agreement and a single blow of the gavel, and "Casino Jack" Abramoff will disappear for a few years of weightlifting and Talmudic study ( ... )
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