Amusededed
Okay so me and Ronnie were just hanging out.. And I decided it would be funny if I just typed my half of the conversation. It's.. weird. But funny, so beware.. it doesn't make much sense and it's one sided.
Speaking of.. Man I want something to eat. Ha ha ha.
Pink tacos! Yes! Why not? You’re in college.. Experiment! Now see what you did.. Acting a fool. And it’s out. Are you happy? Good. :-D Do you like cheese? Does it make you poo hardcore? Softcore? Meeeeebbe.. Isn’t everything? Why not? Because of the wonderful things he does? Who is he? Y?
Ow. I burned myself. On my finger. Right?! No one asked you. Pussy. I could change the meaning of that by changing the punctuation. “Pussy.” “Pussy!” “Pussy?”
Same goes for dick. “Dick.” “Dick!” “Dick?” This is soo gay. I hate this crap. Nice ass. NO! Where you going? Eww.. Cucumber. If I had a computer all the time.. I’d never have to talk again! That would be cool, eh? Y?
Yes.. What of it? What? A pussy says yes. See? Pussy! At least I didn’t say Pussy? Have some pussy would you? How about a nice steaming platter of dick? Just maybe? Y?
BC Y? Cel.. What is that? No more sex? Ever?!? How long is awhile? How about .. Tonight? ;-) Y?
Dammit Bobby will be here! NO! Plz Don’t! You look funny. Go on in there with dad and the cucumber then. Watch. You like it. Yeah huh. No. No dice. What do I get outta it? Fuck this. I’m taking a break. Imagine it’s your weiner. C’mon.. *CHOMP* *DROOL* *SNORE* *F..Fart?*
Why fart, babe? Probably. This is going to look funny out of context in my journal. I hope as funny to others as it is to us. Probably not tho. Dammit it keeps correcting probly to probably. Fuckin’ computer. Pussy? Meow! Are you George of the Jungle? More like Georgette. Right?! Stop for real.. Weird rhythm and it’s fuckin my heart up. Makin it beat irregular. Yeah huh. Don’t argue with me, pussy. ARGH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!! I’ll.. Do whatever you want me to do. ;-) I wont do shit then. Your mama! I know.. She’s good. *drools* Grab onto that mullet boy and hold on for dear life! It’s a crazy ride. What? Stop reading what I’m typing, igmo. Yeah, igmo.fuck fuck fuck fuck.. Yeah I can. I wish he would choke. Your chicken. That took you FOREVER to get! Wooow... My nose itches. Can you see hemmorhoids? Do they hang out? Is it bad for a gay man to have them? Like.. No butt sex? Can’t you poke it in around the intestine? Nudge it back into place? No? Who would know? Get some, eh? Why not? No ass sex amongst my people. Hemmorhoids. Neither do I. Little pink sacks? Maybe? I don’t know! Our new lotion smells good. Okay, here. I smell so good now, I want to have a threesome with me, myself, and I. Eh.. Scratchy. I’ll deal with that if *you* join in. ;-) Y?
Hate me? Love me? Do me? ;-) Pussy? Too late, you said yes. *munch* Yes! In Espanol.. Si! Ha. You didn’t get to say a new word. Your mama. Stop saying no. Is that all you can say? Then prove it. Why not? How are you? Made you laugh. .. Pussy. If you want my dad to choke your chicken, say no. Eww.. that’s still weird. Like the opposite. “Do you want my dad to choke your chicken?” “Yes.” Hee hee! I feel like I’m chatting with you online. This is kinda weird. My left pinky hurts. I can’t.. It’s too funny. So... ... ;-) What are you wearing? Can I see under what you’re wearing? ;-) That’s the general idea... Is it weird when I turn around and look at you? Kind of? Calista!
Where are my cigarettes? Oh. Aww.. Go in there anyway. Don’t look. Blow a kiss at him. It would!
Yo I want ice cream. In a cone, which we have! Would.. You please? I’ll do that. Nah.. I gotta do that. You gonna? K give me a sec fool. I wanna smoke. Necesito nicotine-o.
Speaking of.. Man I want something to eat. Ha ha ha.
Pink tacos! Yes! Why not? You’re in college.. Experiment! Now see what you did.. Acting a fool. And it’s out. Are you happy? Good. :-D Do you like cheese? Does it make you poo hardcore? Softcore? Meeeeebbe.. Isn’t everything? Why not? Because of the wonderful things he does? Who is he? Y?
Ow. I burned myself. On my finger. Right?! No one asked you. Pussy. I could change the meaning of that by changing the punctuation. “Pussy.” “Pussy!” “Pussy?”
Same goes for dick. “Dick.” “Dick!” “Dick?” This is soo gay. I hate this crap. Nice ass. NO! Where you going? Eww.. Cucumber. If I had a computer all the time.. I’d never have to talk again! That would be cool, eh? Y?
Yes.. What of it? What? A pussy says yes. See? Pussy! At least I didn’t say Pussy? Have some pussy would you? How about a nice steaming platter of dick? Just maybe? Y?
BC Y? Cel.. What is that? No more sex? Ever?!? How long is awhile? How about .. Tonight? ;-) Y?
Dammit Bobby will be here! NO! Plz Don’t! You look funny. Go on in there with dad and the cucumber then. Watch. You like it. Yeah huh. No. No dice. What do I get outta it? Fuck this. I’m taking a break. Imagine it’s your weiner. C’mon.. *CHOMP* *DROOL* *SNORE* *F..Fart?*
Why fart, babe? Probably. This is going to look funny out of context in my journal. I hope as funny to others as it is to us. Probably not tho. Dammit it keeps correcting probly to probably. Fuckin’ computer. Pussy? Meow! Are you George of the Jungle? More like Georgette. Right?! Stop for real.. Weird rhythm and it’s fuckin my heart up. Makin it beat irregular. Yeah huh. Don’t argue with me, pussy. ARGH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!! I’ll.. Do whatever you want me to do. ;-) I wont do shit then. Your mama! I know.. She’s good. *drools* Grab onto that mullet boy and hold on for dear life! It’s a crazy ride. What? Stop reading what I’m typing, igmo. Yeah, igmo.fuck fuck fuck fuck.. Yeah I can. I wish he would choke. Your chicken. That took you FOREVER to get! Wooow... My nose itches. Can you see hemmorhoids? Do they hang out? Is it bad for a gay man to have them? Like.. No butt sex? Can’t you poke it in around the intestine? Nudge it back into place? No? Who would know? Get some, eh? Why not? No ass sex amongst my people. Hemmorhoids. Neither do I. Little pink sacks? Maybe? I don’t know! Our new lotion smells good. Okay, here. I smell so good now, I want to have a threesome with me, myself, and I. Eh.. Scratchy. I’ll deal with that if *you* join in. ;-) Y?
Hate me? Love me? Do me? ;-) Pussy? Too late, you said yes. *munch* Yes! In Espanol.. Si! Ha. You didn’t get to say a new word. Your mama. Stop saying no. Is that all you can say? Then prove it. Why not? How are you? Made you laugh. .. Pussy. If you want my dad to choke your chicken, say no. Eww.. that’s still weird. Like the opposite. “Do you want my dad to choke your chicken?” “Yes.” Hee hee! I feel like I’m chatting with you online. This is kinda weird. My left pinky hurts. I can’t.. It’s too funny. So... ... ;-) What are you wearing? Can I see under what you’re wearing? ;-) That’s the general idea... Is it weird when I turn around and look at you? Kind of? Calista!
Where are my cigarettes? Oh. Aww.. Go in there anyway. Don’t look. Blow a kiss at him. It would!
Yo I want ice cream. In a cone, which we have! Would.. You please? I’ll do that. Nah.. I gotta do that. You gonna? K give me a sec fool. I wanna smoke. Necesito nicotine-o.