i will start this entry with an entertaining anecdote. because that is how you're supposed to start papers right? whatever, not like i care. you could arguably say that english is not my area of expertise. actually im pretty sure no one would argue with you
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otay then.
if in fact they did send you to space, perhaps they would send you somewhere like venus, where it is crazy hott, and you will sweat am sweat sweat sweat.
or after the let you out of hte rocket, they would very cruelly shut the door and leave you in orbit.
or perhaps they would feed you to some inconspicuous alien life form that strangley resembles snuffalufagus with rabies.
orrrrr.....perhaps they wont even let you into nasa because they dont let crazies go near important stuff like space stuff. and they also dont let nutters do the desk work.
perhaps you could be in charge of the......hmmmm...nothing because you have bad vision.
i mean this will all the love in my heart. really, chum-ette. i do.
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i effing love you. just in case you forgot.
speaking of whipping stuff out...
that sentence was enticing.
and i was all "i don't think i've ever heard you play your guitar... how come you never whipped it out all those times we were at your house"
hahaha. ohh, i love when people hear things out-of-context. once, i asked my uncle bryan, about the hair on his face, why he never just picked up a razor and "whacked it off." my other uncle said, "i think he has, brandi," and everyone started laughing. it was funny, but i kind of wanted to curl into a little ball and roll away, being that i was only in 7th grade and not allowed to laugh (you know when you're at that age where you learned many a dirty word from the bus and they say, "what's so funny? how do you know what that is?" when you laugh...)
oy vey.
:)
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I actually enjoyed this entry a lot. Then again I have ADD and am entertained by... everything. And your anecdotes are wonderful. I actually had to write an anecdote the other day for English. Here's the one I handed in to my teacher:
One day I was trying to write an anecdote for my English class. My friend came over and asked what I was doing. I told him I was writing an anecdote to which he replied, "Why? Are you sick?"
Yep. True story.
I love you!!
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damn hilarious...DEFINATELY
toolaroolaroo and he show must go on....made me giggle.
and it flowed brilliantly
todd sharrow (who is fierce) would be proud
i know i am
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