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[curry_bitch]

W-W-W-...

WHERE IS THIS?!? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! Wh-...What's going on...?

Last thing I remember was kaa-chan hitting me for saying something to Ranmaru and then...Ohgod, Idon'tremember. I DON'T REMEMBER. D-...Did I slip wine in the curry again...?

;______; Kaa-chaaaaaaan...

...This "dress" is gay. >:(

Comments

[woopsyouredead]

..Whattheflyingfuck :|

[curry_bitch]

*notgirlyscream, whut*

WH-...WHO ARE YOU?!?! DDDD8

Are...are you going to rape me? ;____; Ohgod...

[woopsyouredead]

o___o You should introduce yourself first before asking others.. why arn't you wearing a hitai-ate?

*looks him up and down* ..not even if my life depended on it =3=

[curry_bitch]

WELL, EXCUSE M--...A wh--...Oh, you mean those things shinobi we--...

*notices her own*

GHSLDKGDSF. Y-Y-...You're a shinobi?!?!

NO, NO. GO AHEAD. JUST...MAKE IT QUICK. *closes eyes and holds out arms dramatically*

[myartisalive]

Dress? I thought only females wore dresses. If this is indeed a dress, then why have I seen many males wearing it? I am confused...

[curry_bitch]

Wh-...Who are you? *voice isn't shaking, what are you talking about*

[myartisalive]

I am Sai. Who are you?

[curry_bitch]

K-...Karashi. ...Are...Are you a shinobi too...?

[stalkerindenial]

The dress suits the man, it seems. *small sneer*

[curry_bitch]

...E-...EXCUSE ME?! D< *sees no hitai-ate--feels no need for fear atm*

[stalkerindenial]

I called you gay. G-A-Y, as in "takes it up the ass and enjoys it". *spells it out because he was obviously too dim to realize what she was trying to say so she'll make it niiiice and clear*

[curry_bitch]

Wh-..H-...You're calling me GAY?!! I...I'm not gay in the least!! >:( You don't know me at all!

[foxy_noodle]

*swears he remembers you from someone. Oh god, he should remember the heavy sent of fail. HE SHOULD*

[curry_bitch]

N-...Naruto-kun...?

[unrelentful]

*ooooh yeah he's remembering it*

You know my name?

[curry_bitch]

Naruto-kun...I-..It is you...!

...;______; O-Ohthankgod. *clings to desperately*

[emoing]

Stop crying like that.

Its undignified.

[curry_bitch]

I...I'm NOT crying! >:( Men don't cry.

...and who are you?! >[

[emoing]

... You're a man?

By the way you wailed just then, I thought you were a heavily veiled little girl.

[curry_bitch]

*huffs* Of course I'm a man! You can't tell?? >(

WH-...What are yo--....

Wait.

...*eyes suspiciously* ...Are you a shinobi too...?