Just curious: Why didn't you make a general announcement along the lines of, "Hey, you see this guy here. Yea he tried to steal from me so you guys should watch out."
I'm just a weak female. I also probably would've gotten stabbed or at least punched in the face (the chief of police gave us this warning the first week we were here).
That why I enjoy being "the man." It is also why I'll never let Mel become a cop because that would make her "the man," which would make me "the woman." Except for occasionally wearing the underwear, which we discussed was strictly for comfort, I have no interest in being.
Do you send these emails to Mom? With North Korea's nuclear tests and your weekly muggings I'd say we've increased her heart attack likelyness 954%
How about a code word to let your friends and other i.d. bitches know you've got a theif in your mists. Something like, "Wario has is hand up the Princess' dress" or "Bowers attacking the castle" or "Uncle Leo is looking to go to Olive Garden."
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I'm currently working on my own mullet. It should be starting to shape up around the time you return.
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Do you send these emails to Mom? With North Korea's nuclear tests and your weekly muggings I'd say we've increased her heart attack likelyness 954%
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