If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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You HAVE been acting weird lately! :O Oh, well. My son is just growing up. *Chokes back tears* Haha I kid. I've just been really, er. Well, you know. *Idiotic laughter at the mention of "older sister."*
Oh. It was snowing, and we were slapping people with fish. Frozen fish. And this was in Russia. And it was 60 degrees below zero. And your nose fell off, but then you grew another one, and the lady from Taiwan popped up and asked "Hey, where'd you get your nose done?" But you slapped her with the fish. The fish turned into butterflies, and the butterflies flew off to Hawaii to get free leis at the airport, and we turned into starfish. That was long.
a long time ago, in preschool, we were screaming at each other up while flying around in the air. O.o and then people on the ground rushed to get earplugs. Those who were too late got bleeding ear drums and lost their minds. Then slowly, the world began to fall apart and a decade later, Bush came to power! what have we done?!
I remember the 1940 festival of St. Geramosomethingorother, the patron saint of the insane. Everyone got very drunk, and you couldn't find your wife. You were Communist. I was a fisherman. This was in Greece, on the island of the octopodes and squids, where the goats roam free. Meanwhile, I was proposing to the doctor's daughter. Mussolini was in power, by the way, as was Hitler, but nobody cares about him because he wasn't attacking Greece. I intended to join the army and go to war with the Italians.
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Oh, well. My son is just growing up. *Chokes back tears* Haha I kid.
I've just been really, er. Well, you know. *Idiotic laughter at the mention of "older sister."*
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YOU ARE SO SO SO BIPOLAR.. EAT THE POTSTICKER
meme. *prods* answer!
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It was snowing, and we were slapping people with fish. Frozen fish. And this was in Russia.
And it was 60 degrees below zero. And your nose fell off, but then you grew another one, and the lady from Taiwan popped up and asked "Hey, where'd you get your nose done?" But you slapped her with the fish. The fish turned into butterflies, and the butterflies flew off to Hawaii to get free leis at the airport, and we turned into starfish. That was long.
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did we eat the fish later? o_o
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DD: !
but then you didn't really die because a flying octopus came and saved you right?
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GEEZ D:
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WHAT A THOUGHT.
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I think.
UM *FLIES*
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