A question of taste [ONESHOT]

[cursedhurricane]

Title: A question of taste
Chapters: Oneshot
Genre: Romance(?). Crack.
Warnings: Food & sex. Cum. Blowjobs. To swallow or not to swallow that is the question.
Ratings: NC-17
Pairings: AoixUruha, ReitaxRuki (hinted)
Disclaimer: I only own my imagination ♪
Synopsis: The mystery over Kai's awesome recipes.
Comments: After a fivesome conversation on Twitter

Comments

[jane_cutieh]

ROFL!!!!! EPIIIIIIIC!!!! XDDDDDDDD
I cant stop laughing!!

She'd preferred to suck a piece of latex tasting like a fake strawberry! My jizz's organic at least!

..srsly, you've made my day. XD

[cursedhurricane]

LOOOOL BABY JANE ♥♥
Your comment cracks me up XD

SERIOUSLY IF I, THE MOODY BITCH AYA MADE YOU LAUGH I AM SO DAMN HAPPY!

(guys are priceless, them and their sucked or not cocks)

You make mine right now ♥

[irmavep777]

HE RIDES!!!!!I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT HE RIDES LIKE A GOD!!!!!!!!AND URU KNOWS!!!!!!

ok, that was from me and my love of Aoi spreading his legs for Uru XDD

about the rest....I'm prettey sure this convo actually happened and even worse ones XDD

[cursedhurricane]

OMG LOL. DOES HE REALLY GIVE UP THE TOPPING PART FOR HIS URUHA? Very much, certainly.

LMAO ♥

Ah I dunno. I wonder if they really have sex talks XD

[irmavep777]

YOU BET THEY HAVE!!!they are guys after all!!!XDD they always talk about these things! and Gazeboys are on top of that very pervy ones XDD

[cursedhurricane]

It's this one! LMAORFOL!

Ah I'm glad I did babe ♥♥♥

[orion_love]

LOL.
i wish my conversations at the dinner table were half as fun as this xD"
She'd preferred to suck a piece of latex tasting like a fake strawberry! My jizz's organic at least!
well. organic IS better xD

Crack fics always make my day <3

[cursedhurricane]

OMG I so understand you, I wish mines would be too XD
Organic indeed XDD

You made mine too! ♥

[priscilia301]

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU MA CHERIE YOU MADE ME DIE GIGGLING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ONESHOT XDDDDD GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB XDDD I think I watched this convo on Twitter lol

URUHA IS EPIC IN THIS STORY. How he seems so all-knowing and like "I AM THE BLOWJOB DOCTOR, COME TO ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE YOUR SPOUSE'S CUM TASTE BETTER" XDD PINEAPPLE JUICE LOL. Oh. I thought alcohol would make the cum taste sweet. /wtf/

BEN & JERRY'S CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIES IS AWESOME. I thought you'd put Nutella Man somewhere in this story but after scrolling down my TL just now you didn't seem to want your private joke to be spread through the world XD

- Bullshit Aoi. You're always wiggling your hips on stage, does it mean you ride nicely?
- Oh sure he does!

I LOLed so hard at this part. SERIOUSLY. I'm sure he'd ride nicely (almost spelled ride as rice lol coz ride + nice XD) but come on, WHERE IS THAT SEME IN YOU AOI WHERE IS IT *shot*

- Uruha!
- Aoi?
- Uruha!Amazing moment. I could picture it in my head, HOW URUHA IS SO DUMB and how Aoi's like *

[cursedhurricane]

OKAY LIKE OMG PRISC WROTE ME A NOVEL, IT'S BEEN SO LONG