HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *bounces around*

Nobody knows who I'm talking about, not even the person whose birthday it is today. Eejit. However, I'm a fucktard. Therefore I don't care.

I remember Eric Bana from way back when he wasn't famous. It's really funny now to see people raving about him, only now. He's a great man, so goddamn clever.

He's not an actor, folks. He's a fucking comedian, and we are his stage.

I am about to find out if I'm a total fucktard or not.

Edit: Yay, not a fucktard!

Edit 2: Cannot deny fucktardness.

Edit 3: Not fucktard.

Edit 4: Fucktard. Fucktard fucktard fucktard.

I was going to tell someone I really fancied them today.

But now I can't remember who it was I was going to tell.

I suddenly don't feel so well.

Am drinking far too much for own good.

Could care less, but cannot be bothered. Hid cigarettes months ago; have forgotten where. Crap.

Do not wish to smoke anyway, wish to write on them.

Damn. Glass empty. Require refill.

And for the records: Still can't stand work. Had terrifying (but enjoyable) sex dream about aku. Miss tsukibunny (find out about the adam ( Read more... )

The Adultshop website never works when you really want it to.

This has been a public service announcement from a very very very bored lj user.

Tree birthday jazz for May 25th:

AshKeyword: Ambition ( Read more... )

Sidenote: Sorry I was ever born.

*sobs and cries madly*

(Yes, I have finished all 766 pages of OotP and I am busting to talk about it. AIM me: sidacola)