Funeral and another death.

[cursethedark]

My roommate came home last night, because FEMA is shipping her out to San Antonio. While she was home, she and I buried Cornelius in the backyard. We put up a marker and everything. Then, we cracked open my last two bottles of Guinness and had a little wake

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[coconuthead]

Good night, sweet Cornelius, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

I guess you weren't expected to come home and kill the bat. I can tell you that the Yankton Police Department's bat weapons of choice are gloves & a tennis racket.

One of the benefits of having a newer car is less time spent in Centerville. Maybe that's not worth thousands of dollars to you, though.