Stinking fatass.There ain't nothing wrong with my hair at all and it's not like she's a natural blonde with roots that dark. And so what if my language is a bit 'blunt'? It's not like I'm teaching fucking kindergarten or anything - if the slobs who can't cook for themselves want their coffee and their fry ups, they won't give a shit if I don't ( Read more... )

I hate this time of year. Everything's pink and fluffy and heart-shaped. Considering I got accosted by some snotty college student dressed as cupid on the way home, wanting to know if I wanted to buy fucking chocolates, people seem to lose their minds as soon as February rolls around. Fucktards.Job-hunting is...interesting, if moronic. I've got ( Read more... )

Not a lot to say that isn't pathetic. Seriously ( Read more... )

Life Lessons in this Shitty Place.

1. Dog boy can use making a sled as an excuse to take his shirt off

2. Coffee stains fucking anything

3. I look like a badly dressed hooker in anything green

4. The Shikamaru guy does actually swear if you push him hard enough.

5. All of you are damned lucky not to have been in the hallway at about 4pm ( Read more... )

Notice to whichever fucker threw out my sheetmusic: There's an ice pick here with your name on it. And that name just so happens to begin with an A ( Read more... )

Pissing apartment building...fucking keys that don't work...the shithead in the park that won't leave me alone ( Read more... )