Arthur's theory of aging

[curtana]

'Baby' and 'Toddler' are the tutorial stages of humanity. Then you advance to 'Kid,' and go through several levels there, until you reach 'Advanced Kid' at age 10. Once you complete 'Advanced Kid', you progress into 'Teenager', and work your way through several levels there as well, before reaching 'Adult' at the age of 19. Beyond that, the ages

Comments

[juniperus]

Secret cow level!

[amaena]

best explanation I have received thus far.

Thanks Arthur! :D I am now in the preparatory stage to defeat the Advanced Adult Boss... somehow I think it involves me and a princess... at least that's what my dreams tell me ;P

[toughlovemuse]

I don't know if I *want* to play this video game, or if I already *am* playing this video game.

[fishmalk]

I'm pretty sure the end boss is Invisible Christopher Walken.