Everything broke that day. My house, my cable TV. My mind. I broke my mind that day.  Strife, grief, turmoil, cognitive dissonance. It's whatever you want to call it. They told me our generation’s life expectancy is on the decline for the first time. Now-now, don't get me wrong that's a good thing, population control. Lord knows I don’t need to be ( Read more... )

Today is a day that could only be described as unfortunate. I guess that is putting it nicely. In the stairwell I was smoking and lost my tobacco pipe. God I loved that thing. Then I went to the post production lab and found the film I had been editing wasn't save properly and I lost about two hours worth of work ( Read more... )

Well well, time for an update. It's been awhile. School seems to be ok, although I keep feeling like I'm too comfortable. I feel like I'm just going through the motions like its just another routine. I quit smoking pot for about 5 days. What a trip. I've been smoking weed everyday now for the past 3 years. So not smoking for 5 days was like ( Read more... )

I’m livin, lovin, readin, writing, walkin, lotsa walkin, school, school, school. Suckin toes, huggin hoes, god only knows, what I’m gonna do with my college degree. I think I wanna be a bum. Smoke drum, get some, make rum, try not to come, to damn early. Everything is a-oh-ok. Because to-day, I got life my back. rapped up in a garbage sack. ( Read more... )

My what dangerous lives we lead every morning when we wake up ( Read more... )

Oh no! it's stereotypically gay, but actually straight, superman. He is here to kill all the nazi protesters - who shouted, "burn in hell" - at  the homosexual funeral. May pin pulled hang grenades rest in your mouth.

From time to time, I think it is really important to ask yourself this question, "What do I care about ( Read more... )

You know whats really awesome? The fact that we can feel pain. I'm not talking in the physical sense, like breaking your leg. What i'm getting at is the emotional pain. That which makes us human. Really though, stop and think about that for a moment. We are the only species (as far as I'm concerned) to feel that particular kind of sadness. ( Read more... )

Over Christmas, Christmas eve to be exact. I had a conversation with my aunt. At the punch bowl we discussed politics of the sort, I guess if you want to call it that. Anyways, the conversation leads her to very seriously make this statement. "Pretty soon all of us will have computer chip locators in us."

"That would be terrible." I said.

"I don't ( Read more... )

To men, ejaculating into a woman is kinda like playing with fireworks. You want to so bad, and sometimes you do. However what you find out quickly is that if you're not careful, you'll blow off your hand. I don't know why this is. Men know that we shouldn’t let our elephants loose in the zoo. But sometimes we do. It's, I don't know, exhilarating, ( Read more... )