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curvasud

of thugettes and nerd babies

Jun 17, 2011 03:05

Title: Of Thugettes and Nerd Babies
Authors: cannonsburn & curvasud
Rating: PG
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xabi Alonso
Disclaimer: Fiction. Really, really fiction. Crack fiction.
Summary: High school AU - gay parenting is a life skill, right?

When Xabi scrolled down the list of offered elective courses at the end of last semester and saw "Life Skills", he immediately ( Read more... )

xabi alonso, cesc fàbregas, fernando torres, sergio ramos, david villa, iker casillas

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darkblue June 17 2011, 10:20:24 UTC

he thought about Pique and how he seemed determined to do nothing but the least possible amount of work, and thought, casually - well, maybe some people elect to fail at life.

AND

"If Shakespeare can name his son Hamnet and his most successful character Hamlet, I think we can name our egg-baby Omelet, thank you very much," Iker replies.
MY FAAAAVOURITE PARTS. And that is not really self-congratulatory because you wrote those parts. XD.

I LOVE YOU. ♥

curvasud June 17 2011, 23:08:42 UTC

I just realised where Iker/Xabi came from, btw, and why I accepted them so readily - YOU STARTED IT. With your angels fic. They're, like, a thing for me now.

♥

darkblue June 18 2011, 01:48:07 UTC

OH. lololol. I didn't even think about that, I just like letting Xabi terrorize Iker. Bahaha. This story obviously takes place in the same AU after God and Lucifer got tired of their bickering and they were like, "GTFO, OFF TO EARTH FOR YOU. Go figure out your feelings and shit." Only they lost their ~memories so they don't remember. And uhhhh, somehow they become teenagers or something. XD

pendules June 17 2011, 10:25:37 UTC

LOL OMG. XD It's too early/late/whatever to try to write a proper comment (like I would anyway, pfft), SO YEAH, THIS IS AMAZING. THE RAMOSES ARE MY FAVOURITES, OKAY.

I love both of you A LOT. ♥

curvasud June 17 2011, 23:09:45 UTC

Yay, so happy you like it, S! I was worried, cos I know you're picky about your Xabi ships, but I figured since they're both members of the OT6, you'd be okay with their schoolboy flirting. XD

♥

darkblue June 18 2011, 01:48:39 UTC

lolol. MTE! I was like, "...S is going to kill us." XD

elnino08army June 17 2011, 15:27:30 UTC

OMG, this is so hilarious AND brilliant !!

can't wait for more ;)

curvasud June 17 2011, 23:09:56 UTC

Thank you!

17thgaffer June 17 2011, 15:40:32 UTC

That was the BEST fic I've read in ages!!!

It was hilarious!! I loved every bit of it, and I cant begin to tell you how much it made me laugh. I think I missed shaped my eyebrows because I laughed so hard (I was plucking them in case anyone wanted to know LOL sorry).

And it was so cute with the ending. You could go on forever with this fic!

curvasud June 17 2011, 23:10:11 UTC

Thank you so much! We had a lot of fun writing it. :)

bleedingdagger June 17 2011, 15:44:25 UTC

OMG I absolutely loved this! Also, it's really awkward to burst into giggles and have everyone give you weird looks or want to see what you're looking at.

Iker makes a face. "Om-lette? She's not a French hussy."
and
"Oh, look, Omelet, you have a playdate," Iker says to the egg he's holding.
were my favorite lines.

curvasud June 17 2011, 23:10:33 UTC

Thank you! cannonsburn wrote those hilarious lines. :D