[002] action & phone; open.

[custodismundi]

A) ACTION & OPEN:

[there's a lanky and slightly ruffled priest -- though you'd be hard pressed to denote him as a man of faith, considering he lost his cassock and certainly doesn't look the part, otherwise -- ambling the streets of Mayfield. he appears to be consulting a shoddily drawn map and scratching his head, every now and then... mumbling

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B

[drspengler]

[A flat, somewhat unamused tone.]

Becoming hysterical is a completely useless way to deal with this problem. We're all stuck here, we're all in the same situation you are, and none of us are happy about it. I'm also fairly confident when I say that, because of these factors, God is most likely not the one who put you here.

Take some fluoxetine, go for a walk, do something you enjoy, and if you're still having issues I can possibly arrange a session for you with a therapist.

B

[custodismundi]

[how dare you logic at him!!!1]

--Therapist! Ah, thank Heaven... the poor soul must be worked to the bone in a place like this. I wonder if I could afford that kind of help. Do you suppose he'd take pity on an impoverished priest?

[drspengler]

She has some unorthodox methods that you probably won't like but it's apparent that you need them.

/cryptic

I'll talk to her.

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[custodismundi]

--Saints! You're both saints... I'm in your debt, sir. Truly! You're doubtlessly in His good grace--

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[custodismundi]

...unorthodox methods?

[drspengler]

I dabble in arcane and occult sciences so I highly doubt He wants anything to do with me.

She's an empath, but also a rather brilliant psychologist. I promise, it won't hurt a bit.

[Egon has terrible bedside manner and his tone isn't the least bit comforting.]

[custodismundi]

He loves all of His children, hm? Even the ones dabbling in the likes of the occult, my son.

--Ah! An empath... [he was actually bff's with one!] Really? How does it work, exactly?

[drspengler]

[If eye-rolls were audible...]

No one is certain how it works but my working theory is that human emotions actually affect the physical atmosphere and empaths are able to pick up on that change with a portion of their brain that is further developed than that of most people.

[custodismundi]

[he would totally pretend not to hear. trollololol...]

So... she's able to sense emotions? [a little pause.]

I suppose that's rather handy for a therapist, hm.