OOC - Application for planeocracy
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Name: Puss in Boots
Gender: Male
Age: 7 in Cat Years, 42 in human years
Home Plane Identification Number: 2624441115-X
Visitor Identification Number: 44162633438945
Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: Finding a way home, as well as doing duties given to me.
Intended use of the Gate Key: So I may get a chance to work in other worlds.
Favorite Color: Orange
Measurements (Female applicants only): N/A
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: Unless you call a sexy accent world-shattering then no.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: Sexy accent, expert swordsman, The Look of Pure Adorable.
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: Has been tested for the Minimum Sanity Requirement Code. All Clear.
Hobbies: Drinking milk, hunting mice, tormenting donkeys.
Education Background: As a self-made cat, I have learned to walk, talk, dress, woo and fill out paperwork as a man. Just don’t ask me to bathe like one.
Work Experience: Certified ogre slayer, assistant to the former Crown Prince of Far Far Away, expert singer with rich powerful voice, and homemaker.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: Cats. And Catnip.
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: Ah that is a tricky one senor. Basically I stepped through a door and poof. There I was.
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: My former master if you can call him family. Otherwise, my brothers and sisters for helping me perfect The Look.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: I’m more of a Joust cat myself.
What inspired you to apply for an Agent Position?: Money mostly. But otherwise, a chance to become a hero, powerful, strong… and to try and take a break from babysitting three ogre babies.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: I always get the job done. ALWAYS. That and I make a very nice infiltration specialist due to my size.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Excellent.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: If you mean paid assassin then yes. Or interfering in love lives… or perhaps there is the time when I nearly scared off King Artie with the food taster/assassin bit.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: Only after the assassin part. I’ve helped save a kingdom. Twice.
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Signor, I am a cat. Everyone’s bigger than myself.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Excellent. I’ll be forwarding my references shortly.
Name: Puss in Boots
Gender: Male
Age: 7 in Cat Years, 42 in human years
Home Plane Identification Number: 2624441115-X
Visitor Identification Number: 44162633438945
Reason for requisitioning a Gate Key: Finding a way home, as well as doing duties given to me.
Intended use of the Gate Key: So I may get a chance to work in other worlds.
Favorite Color: Orange
Measurements (Female applicants only): N/A
Relevant World-Shattering Abilities: Unless you call a sexy accent world-shattering then no.
Relevant Non-World-Shattering Abilities: Sexy accent, expert swordsman, The Look of Pure Adorable.
Psychiatric Evaluation Code: Has been tested for the Minimum Sanity Requirement Code. All Clear.
Hobbies: Drinking milk, hunting mice, tormenting donkeys.
Education Background: As a self-made cat, I have learned to walk, talk, dress, woo and fill out paperwork as a man. Just don’t ask me to bathe like one.
Work Experience: Certified ogre slayer, assistant to the former Crown Prince of Far Far Away, expert singer with rich powerful voice, and homemaker.
Favorite Plant and/or Animal: Cats. And Catnip.
Interview:
What brings you to Confuto Ordinatio?: Ah that is a tricky one senor. Basically I stepped through a door and poof. There I was.
What family members do you think were most influential into making you who you are today?: My former master if you can call him family. Otherwise, my brothers and sisters for helping me perfect The Look.
So how 'bout them Tenbraks eh? Eh? Catch the game? 52-7, I told Janice in Accounting, I said "those Balthims, they're just not up to snuff this year," but no, she said "I'll bet you 20 plat they're gonna take the banner." Take that bet I did, she still insists they'll turn it around though. Ain't that a riot?: I’m more of a Joust cat myself.
What inspired you to apply for an Agent Position?: Money mostly. But otherwise, a chance to become a hero, powerful, strong… and to try and take a break from babysitting three ogre babies.
What skills do you think you'll bring to this agency?: I always get the job done. ALWAYS. That and I make a very nice infiltration specialist due to my size.
You sound like you'll be a wonderful match, but you know, rules and procedures and all that so I've got a few more questions for you.: Excellent.
Do you have a history of meddling in affairs you shouldn't be meddling in?: If you mean paid assassin then yes. Or interfering in love lives… or perhaps there is the time when I nearly scared off King Artie with the food taster/assassin bit.
Do you consider yourself a hero of justice?: Only after the assassin part. I’ve helped save a kingdom. Twice.
Have you ever wanted to work for something bigger than yourself?: Signor, I am a cat. Everyone’s bigger than myself.
Looks like I was right. You're a great fit here, glad to have you on board!: Excellent. I’ll be forwarding my references shortly.