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4th Joke [Voice | Action]

Jul 21, 2011 15:40

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU ( Read more... )

+yamanami, +bepo, +baiken, +okita, shinsengumi trolling, +smoker, holy shit bears, +dil

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[ action ] don't mind me and my placeholder *god yes* sorryhesabear July 21 2011, 07:03:44 UTC

[ Oh snap, there's already a bear in your grocery store; U MAD?

Funny enough, he's been on the lookout for other bears since day one. This is still really unexpected. So when one just kind of mysteriously meanders into the store he's in, there's really only one thing to do: wave. ]

... hi.

[ action ] haro there placeholder 83 cuteobsessed July 21 2011, 07:05:50 UTC

[The bear does little else other than growl and make a bear noise. This is another bear, that is cool with the wild bear. It nods its head and continues indoors.

Meanwhile outside is a frantic samurai, who skids past the door, then runs back, ducking his head into the store.]

Hey did you--

[................]

HOLY SHIT IT'S ANOTHER ONE!

[ action ] sorryhesabear July 22 2011, 00:21:25 UTC

[ GO GO, AMAZING POWER OF--

depression. ]

I- I'm sorry!

[ action ] cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 00:45:29 UTC

[Whoa! It...is wearing a parka and talking.]

................Uh...sorry. You're....

[He's got wings. There is a talking bear. With wings. And a parka.]

....You're so cool! Whoa! How'd you learn to talk?!

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action saintlyvice July 21 2011, 08:18:08 UTC

Wha...wha-huh?

[Sannan has woken up from a mostly pleasant dream, and now Heisuke is running around screaming his head off. Something about a bear...he rubs his face and puts his glasses on--oh, there's Heisuke, closely followed by--

Bears. In the house. Why--

And then he recalls a conversation from weeks before.

Okita.]

OKITA-KUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[He has half a mind to go tearing off after the troll, but there are bears in the house. Safety first: Sannan sprints off, abacus drawn (sword neatly forgotten in his room), to find his housemates.]

action cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 00:46:15 UTC

[SCREAMING AND RUNNING FROM ROOM TO ROOM even if the bear is just like...wandering aimlessly in the house.]

YAMANAMI-SAN. IT'S A BEAR. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

action saintlyvice July 22 2011, 03:46:51 UTC

C-calm down, Toudou-kun! I can't do a thing when you're--

[He skids to the side as Heisuke goes rushing by him and shouts over his shoulder:]

Why don't you go find Tatsunosuke-kun and make sure he's alright? I'll handle the bear.

...

And tell Okita-kun to speak with me later. [that last order is tinged with something very un-Yamanami-like]

action cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 06:19:30 UTC

[Bears are scary. ;A; And he woke up with it in his face. HOW CAN HE NOT BE FREAKED OUT.

Heisuke stops running and peers around the door frame. The bear is currently sniffing at the couch.]

............Y-yes, sir.

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[Voice] sanzu_watashi July 22 2011, 02:23:54 UTC

Oi, you alright?

[Probably a dumb question if there is a bear involved. But then again, the yelling isn't as bad as it started with...]

[Voice] cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 02:47:13 UTC

[Give him a moment, he has to jump over a couch to get to the journal.]

There is a bear! In our house! How can we be alright?!

[Voice] sanzu_watashi July 22 2011, 02:52:04 UTC

[Baiken is torn between rolling her eye and scowling. The latter ultimately wins out.]

...Need a hand with that?

[Voice] cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 03:33:37 UTC

I dunno! Yamanami-san's tryin' to chase it out now!

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[action] justicereigns July 22 2011, 02:47:13 UTC

[Just looks up at it. Stares.]

Something I can do for you? [Grumpiest house call ever.]

[action] cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 03:32:54 UTC

[The bear is just sitting there. Staring right back at you, Smoker. Hello. The bear growls.

And a few moments later, Heisuke busts in.]

Have you seen a-- Whoa! There it is!

[action] justicereigns July 22 2011, 06:00:16 UTC

Having troubles? [Arches eyebrow.]

[action] cuteobsessed July 22 2011, 06:21:22 UTC

What does it look like?

[Heisuke stares at the bear, then stares at Smoker.]

....Do you not care about the bear sitting in your room?

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[Voice] sherpahat July 22 2011, 18:38:56 UTC

Does he have a jacket? If so, I know the guy!

[Voice] cuteobsessed July 23 2011, 11:33:48 UTC

No jacket! Just... bear! Lots of bear!

[Heisuke stops running for a bit to duck behind something.]

One bear. Worst. Wake up call. Ever.

[Voice] sherpahat July 23 2011, 21:23:39 UTC

Were they a nice bear?

[Voice] cuteobsessed July 25 2011, 01:08:54 UTC

I didn't exactly stop to ask her. When you wake up to lots of bear and sharp pointy teeth in your face, it's not the first thing ya' think of, yanno?

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