So, can anyone guess what I do before a party? It doesn't involve getting ready for the party, and actually takes a lot of time away from getting ready for it
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"So, can anyone guess what I do before a party? It doesn't involve getting ready for the party, and actually takes a lot of time away from getting ready for it."
Since nobody else has guessed, I'll give it a shot:
1.You hide your My Little Pony toys so the big boys don't break them.
2.You down 3 quick shots of anything more than 60 proof, while soaking in a bubble bath.
3.You practice your Carmen Miranda Dance.
4. Put away the "No Booty Calls" sign in the bathroom.
5.You short-sheet the guestroom.
6.Repeat 50 times: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie."
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Since nobody else has guessed, I'll give it a shot:
1.You hide your My Little Pony toys so the big boys don't break them.
2.You down 3 quick shots of anything more than 60 proof, while soaking in a bubble bath.
3.You practice your Carmen Miranda Dance.
4. Put away the "No Booty Calls" sign in the bathroom.
5.You short-sheet the guestroom.
6.Repeat 50 times: "I like big butts, and I cannot lie."
Well? Am I close? Am I???
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