MLP review - s2e25/26
LEGIT EXCITED for today. I love weddings and romance when it comes my toons. At the same time, I’ve had so many reasons to dislike it already - disrupting the alicorn headcanon I had, Twilight suddenly having a brother, probably not going to see Luna again… and yet… CANDENCE IS SO CUTE, I can’t hate her, and WEDDINGS. Bring it on!
Rarity, so beautiful as always. I know nothing about style yet I always like her clothes. Spike, why so out of shape - oh that’s a somewhat good reason. And why is Twi only hearing about this just now? And yaaay all the mane six get roles! Twi so OCD, hahaha. All of their reactions are beyond perfect, with Rarity as my favorite .Stop trying to take Fluttershy’s place as my favorite! But seriously, WHY DOES TWI ONLY KNOW OF THIS NOW. This better get a good explanation and soon.
Why aren’t you mad at your parents? Or your teacher? And they don’t know this princess, but they knew Blueblood? I’ve got so many ques - SONG SONG SONG YAAAAAY! Fillies! I rather like his young hair - never had a single fight? Holy cow. Gosh I love her singing voice, so mature and beautiful. Aw baby don’t cry! Rarity always manages to make my heart go pitter patter. A BABY dragon hosting a bachelor party? Seeeems like a wrong choice. I am liking the conflict of ‘I’m afraid to lose my sibling to someone else’ , that does seem like a realistic worry for younger kids- what the FUCK was that magic bubble?! And guards?! What what what?! A MILLION QUESTIONS, I NEED ANSWERS, STUPID COMMERCIAL BREAKS!
Hi Celestia! WHERE’S LUNA. And Shining armor, why is your armor that color, looks kinda silly. Interesting voice choice for him, though I thought he’d sound older. And… what threat? Everything looks fine, tell me the threat! And that’s not a legit excuse for OH HEY I FOUND A GIRL I LIKE, OH AND WE’RE GETTING HITCHED. Also that nickname for her is dumb sounding. And… Awwww, babysitter! And what happened to I HAD NO FRIENDS? This is adorable but conflicting. And… her power is love? That seems really vague and totally abusive. Lemme guess right now that she’s not the real Cadence. WAY TO BE SUBTLE. Spike why do you have those dolls - why are those dolls even made? And AJ what do you know about brides - OH FAKE!CANDENCE YOU BITCH, THOSE LOOKED DELICIOUS. Celestia BE MORE INVOLVED. Hello Lyra. Aww, what a cute dress - FAKE!CADENCE YOU SHALL BE SHANKED, THOSE ARE THE PRETTIEST DRESSES. Pinkie Pie taking that as a compliment, you are so precious - OH MYG OD LUNA LUNA YESSSSSSS YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF EPISODE. Oh, dur, they were dolls for the cake, I feel silly. Hello Berry Punch. Fluttershy, you just carry birds around with you? And is this going to be one of those ‘we should have listened to you’ things, like, you know, WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEARN AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SEASON? I mean, geez, be there for a friend, okay?
BITCH ARE YOU DISSING TWILIGHT IN PRIVATE - green magic. Okay, legit freaked out and worried for our cast - LUNA LUNA LUNA LUNA - Awww, those dresses are so adorable! Fluttershy so excited, I just wanna hold her. Haha RD you’re not my favorite but you’re still pretty awesome. Dawww rubbing horns OH REMEMBER SHE’S EVIL, NOT CUTE. Oh sure NOW you’re asking if she’s okay. And… no one’s going to listen to her, are they? Sigh. This heart breaking ;; OH COME ON, NOT ONE FRIEND WANTS TO HEAR TWILIGHT’S SIDE?! CELESTIA NOOO. I wanna tear up… a-a-and the song, noooooo, the dolls,my heeeeart, this is awful! Uh… where did Candence come from…? AHHHH FLAMES WHAT THE FUCK NO TWILIGHT NOOO WHAT JUST HAPPENED OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT WAS THAT - DON’T START THE HAPPY ENDING THEME JESUS GOD WHAT WHAT
Blah blah recap blah blah theme song GET TO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO THE GREEN HELL FIRE MY HEART IS LEGIT POUNDING WHAT IN GOOD GOD IS GOING ON THIS IS SO AWESOME - in a cave? Mirror Cave? With creepy laughter? Nice little background mythology here, but wouldn’t Celesta and Luna know about them, since they’re the oldest ponies? KICK HER ASS, TWILIGHT! Oh man this is the stuff of nightmares! And the real Candence, I knew it! Hugs, I wanna hug them both. OH MY GOD A VILLAIN SONG I LOVE THIS SHOW - but wouldn’t anyone hear her? Oh well, great song anyways. I feel like it’s a shout-out to Ursula/Vanessa from the little mermaid. But who is this imposter, I demand to know! I swear if it’s like Trixie I will goddamn scream. Hello again Lyra. And… hello again, Lyra - haunted bridesmaids! Interesting and awesome choice of mooks.
But… what, how did she defeat them? Oh well, GO REAL CANDENCE. And… really. That was how they were defeated? Tossing the bouquet joke? Kinda lame. Oh, so it’s an entirely new creature, that’s pretty HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST DESIGN OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS DESIGN I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Hey um Celestia DO SOMETHING. YEAH there you go, bring it woman! Yeah go go go OH GOD NO NO NO BURNT HORN OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Aw Rarity I love you. OH MY GOD THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME UGLY AND SCARY OH GOD NOT THE SHIELD OH GOD OH GOD NOOOOO THIS IS LEGIT SCARY AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Oh wow that’s a lot of bugs. And… hello, clones. THAT’S A LOT OF CLONES. OH MY GOD ALL THESE CLONES, MY HEART CAN’T STAKE ALL THIS SHEER AWESOME. Way to blend in, Flutters. RD, you go! And what a smart idea, the way to identify them is their real friendship! And my thoughts exactly, AJ. Weird but AWESOME. Pinkie you are forever wonderful. And as always, violence solves everything, yay! Wow, they took on that whole crowd and won, these guys are the best - ooooooooh that’s a lot more to handle. WHAT NO DON’T GO TO COMMERCIAL NOW
CELESTIA OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED AND THE GIRLS GOT CAPTURED AND THOSE THINGS ARE FEEDING ON INNOCENT PONIES. This is horrible and I love it. And yes, LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN FRIENDS. And… this seems like an bad place to put a song, but still, AWESOME VILLIAN SONG. Hi Carrot Top. Just what was Candence gooped in? Cause ewwww. And yaaay true love breaking the spell! My fairy tale heart blossoms at this. Hi Whooves. And is true love gunna save the day? Cause that’s just Awwwwwwww… and it makes for bishie hair flow, that’s pretty neat. Kinda annoyed that Twilight and friends don’t save help but HOLY SHIT LOVE EXPLOSION! She tried to take advantage of love - Hi Dinky - and love wound up ultimately blasting them away. That’s ridiculous, dumb, and I enjoy it. And Celestia/Twilight shippers reunite. And… there still never was too legit a reason why she wasn’t told about her brother dating Candence, but whatevs. Yay Parents, and yay real wedding procession. Yay all things adorable. Bahaha AJ and her hat, forever OTP. And that tells us how Unicorns wear wedding rings, but I wonder how it goes for Pegasi and Earth? And… why did Luna never appear again? Aw boo. But that was a pretty cool sonic rainboom. Is that supposed to be a dance and HELLO LUNA! And hello DJ P0N3! And another song! For all the faults, this is just a fantastic episode, so much potential to work with! Shipper potential everywhere with those photos. RARITY STOP TRYING TO BE MY FAVORITE LOL. Spike you probably missed the bachelor party by now. Daw fireworks.
Okay, a lot of things I’m still puzzled and annoyed by, but WHOA, those songs! That villain! The twists! Fantastic way to end the season! … Oh yeah. The seasons over. I have to wait months before new ponies. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-