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Ive had an operation!
Yup, hernia.
Anesthetic is great! And for the last few days ive been on NHS-strength painkillers...so im feeling very well thank you very much :) -
Made me laugh...
1337 sp34k and forum language...
http://www.davidpitlyuk.com/2007/08/18/internet-comments-in-a-real-life-boardroom/
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Saturday nights alright for fightin...
Last night was great for 2 reasons:
1) I was dressed as a Mexican Bandit
2) I got LiBee to punch an old mate in the stomach
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So there i am dancing away, and some woman starts talking to me, i interperated it as flirting, panicked, and blurted out that i was married. She gave me an odd look and turned away.
Smooth, eh? -
Sortin it oot, yeh wee minx!
Its just taken a 30min phone conversation to cancel Sky ( Read more... ) -
Bedtime reading...
LiBee says that when women are asleep, their womb crawls out of their mouths using tentacles, scutters in to the bellys of men, via the mouth, and gives men diseases.
Im gonna set up a web cam in my room, if anyone spots kylar's womb coming to get me, please phone immediately!
Thank you. -
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
LiBee & Mikey: Have a nice time partying, if anyone can do it right: you can ( Read more... ) -
eels up inside yer, findin an entrance where they can...
GO MANLY CUTHUGAN ( Read more... ) -
!W00T!
SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP, I'M GETTING OUT OF JESSOPS!!
Im going to work in a care home for adults with learning disabilities.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY!! (for yesterday ( Read more... )
