reference post #1 - rules

Apr 28, 2009 00:32

Of the 106 rules, here are those which are specifically defined in the book:

RULE 89: No extravagant household products -- including, but not limited to, store-bought soaps, shampoos, paper towels, and other unnecessary disposable goods.

RULE 34: No music, including the playing of any instruments (actual or improvised), singing, humming, electronically or by any means producing or reproducing a rhythmic melodic form.

RULE 106: No dating -- single, double, dutch, chaperoned or not, or otherwise.

RULE 55: No books, comics, films, or other media of the science fiction, fantasy, or horror genres -- especially, but not limited to, the occult or pseudosciences (alchemy, spirituality, numerology, etc.) or any ancient or urban mythology.

RULE 11: No painting, sketching, drawing, doodling, sculpting, papier-mache, or anything in any way attempting to re-create nature or abstract themes with artistic methods (traditional, modern, electronic, or postmodern "interpretive").

RULE 49: No rings, earrings, chains, medallions, amulets, or any ornamentation of metal, wood, bone, or likewise contemporary polymers classified as "jewelry" (piercings are also similarly forbidden unless proscribed by a licensed acupuncturist).

RULE 3: No dice.

RULE 99: No use of electronic communication devices, specficially but not limited to, telephones or telex apparatus. Exceptions include use directed by an adult or for emergency medical, police, or fire assistance. Incoming calls of a personal nature must politely, but immediately, be terminated.

RULE 62: No distilled spirits, beer, wine, or other ethyl-alcohol-based intoxicants. Most notably restricted are the use of fermented materials in combination with singing or dancing (see RULES 34 & 36, respectively). Exceptions limited to medical uses as prescribed by a qualified physician.

RULE 16: No disorderly accumulation of personal property. Any pile of mishmash of said property will, after twenty-four hours, and without prior notifications, be permanently removed from the premises.

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