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Name//Age//Sex; Britni. 15. Girl.
Location; Portland, Oregon
Orientation; Boys
BF/GF? pictures; single. ugh.
Favorite Bands[10 max];
from first to last
the belmonte academy
codename lydia
hollywood undead
the capricorns
the blood brothers
walden drive
Tell us a joke;
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
How do you want to die; in my sleep
Suck up to the mods;
lolcarcrash is a babe. but i wouldnt wanna run into her in a dark ally. she looks tufff. :]
die_my_darling_ im going to rip that striped sweater off of him & keep if for myself
drowningin_you eskimo coats own
Promote us to one community & two journals & put us in your user info [show links];
Community one;
community
Journal one;
user1
Journal two;
user2
Show us a picture of someone you think is hot;
Show us four pictures of yourself;
A 150x150 for the members page[or if you don't know how, just the picture you'd like put on the members page]:
