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Jul 19, 2005 00:52



Name//Age//Sex;
Megan//16//Female

Location;
WA.

Orientation;
Straight

BF/GF? pictures;
Nope & nope

Favorite Bands[10 max];
Death Cab for Cutie
Shiny Toy Guns
Blood Brothers
Tegan & Sara
Bright Eyes
Brand New
Underoath
Copeland
Cursive

Tell us a joke;
A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first.

"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in.

"No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened.

Under state law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released, so the chemist was released.

Then the biologist was brought forward.

"Do you have anything you want to say?"

"No, just get on with it."

The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.

Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.

"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner.

"Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work."

How do you want to die;
In my sleep.
Lame, I know.

Suck up to the mods;
You guys are hott. Seriously.

Promote us to one community & two journals & put us in your user info [show links];
Community one;
I’m not in any.

Journal one;
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dropdead_love/

Journal two;
http://www.livejournal.com/users/luvlikeabullet/

Show us a picture of someone you think is hot;



Show us four pictures of yourself;







too bad beer is gross.



sweet tanlines.

A 150x150 for the members page[or if you don't know how, just the picture you'd like put on the members page]:



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