Ninth Tentacle

[cuttlefidget]

A; 946 Beulah

[The residents of 946 Beulah haven't yet figured out that drinking your milk really is the law now, so guess who's droned? Your favorite neighborhood cuttleman! And Estonia is about to find out firsthand.]

Eduard? Where are you? There are chores to do, young man!

B; Around Town

[People of Mayfield, there is a cuttleman with a kitchen

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[webfreedomftw]

[On the bright side, Estonia's almost gotten used to the droning of his notfamily. It still unnerves him, because he's never sure if there's a hidden meaning or cause or not, but he's got bigger things to be paranoid about. Today, he wanders down from his room with a notebook and pen -- he's been working on a house blueprint and defense plan if Russia attacks; this is not uncommon literature in any house Estonia lives in -- and a bored, distinctly teenager-esque,] What now?

[A few minutes of humouring the droned cuttleman and Estonia can have peace again. Or so he thinks.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Daniel turns to Estonia with the usual drone smile and charm, rubbing his hands together both in anticipation and to signal the start of a Fifties Dad Talk.]

The dishes aren't done and the lawn looks terrible and your room is a mess! I simply won't have it, son. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ground you until you get your rear in gear. No more sock hops or whatever you young people are doing these days.

I also may have to kill you to get the point across.

[Whoops that's a kitchen knife in his hand. WHOOPS.]

[webfreedomftw]

[Estonia has the worst luck.]

Crap.

[He drops his papers and pen, darting into the living room where, if his drone sibling is still as annoying as ever, there should be a baseball bat waiting. Although at this point, he doesn't really want to hurt Daniel. Just shoo him away. Aggressively, if it comes to that.]

[cuttlefidget]

[Sometimes aggressive shooing is the only way to deal with a crazy homicidal cuttledrone.

You will never see that sentence duplicated, ever. Savor it.]

Eduard, you can't just run away from your responsibilities! That's communist strategy, you man!

[Do you have that bat yet, Estonia? You better hope you do, because Daniel is hot on your heels.]

B

[commie_island]

.....Are you alright?

[cuttlefidget]

Why, just fine, neighbor! And yourself?

[commie_island]

[Okay....a really creepy drone...]

Uh yeah. ...I'm fine.

[cuttlefidget]

[Are there any drones that AREN'T creepy, these days?]

It doesn't look like it to me! It looks like you need a haircut. You look like one of those liberal crazies bent on overthrowing our great nation, ha ha!

[IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER don't mind him just slashing at you with the knife. HAIRCUT MOTHERFUCKER.]

C

[techno_mancer]

Daniel? What the hell?

[cuttlefidget]

Oh hello, Quinn! Nice to see you. How's your wife? Remind me to get her strudel recipe after I'm done killing Annie.

[He is totally serious.]

[techno_mancer]

[This is so confusing what even]

What the hell? First of all, use the door. Second of all, what?