Meep

[cuttlefish86]

So I'm home alone for the week and it is storming and the lights are flickering and I'm scared. And no one's even online to talk to, though I suspect I'm going to lose power. I need to get married or something.

Comments

[madorange]

Why didn't you come to the party of Nea and I? We woulda kept you company. And we wouldn't have molested you, I don't care what you think.

[cuttlefish86]

and me

You would have molested me, I was busy, and it would have been worse coming home to a dark house in a storm, as opposed to already being in a dark house in a storm.