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[cutty_flam]

I say, does anyone know where to find a decent pair of trousers? I am only able to find underwear and these ghastly hawaiian shirts in my armoire. My word, all these sunglasses and not one monocle!  Preposterous! I shall have to rectify this posthaste

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[mikanhorizon]

Gentleman's clothier? PANTS?!

[cutty_flam]

There is no reason a man of my tastes should not have the finest clothes and yes, pants, available for his perusal and equipping, young lady.

[mikanhorizon]

Young lady?

[cutty_flam]

Did I misjudge you? I would never want to commit such a folly.

[history_pirate]

Oh dear. I was hoping I'd be the last one.

... You weren't in my room the other night, were you?

[cutty_flam]

I believe I only poked my head in for a tick, after hearing a ruckus. But the disease appears to be running its course most swiftly, and I should be well again on the morrow. Don't worry yourself over me, dear lady.

[history_pirate]

That's good. In a way, I'm glad this disease chose to take a dignified course in you. You won't have to worry about having hurt anyone...