whatever

[cutyourhair]

my hand feels like ten thousand degrees of pain. my work schedule looks like 7AM-3PM from here until eternity. hence, i spent my saturday night browsing craigslist best of with jordan and jimmy while they made a dent in the 11 grams of hash tanner brought back from egypt in a canister of tea. and buying shit online.

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[purple_stan]

are those... cupcakes? brilliant.

[cutyourhair]

i already have a pair of cupcake printed underwear i bought a year ago from a different store, too. i like desserts?

[slowdrag]

omg 11 gs of hash?

[cutyourhair]

$100 USD. a shopkeeper just offered to sell it to him because he thought tanner was "a punk rocker," i.e. heavy drug user. whatever. HASH!!!

[squeakymonkey]

How come I only have tea in my tea?

I like the cupcakes, and I really mean that in the non creepiest way I can.

[cutyourhair]

probably because an egyptian shopkeeper didn't seal up the drugs you bought from him in your loose leaf assam golden tip. haha.

i bought those underwear in three different colors!

[squeakymonkey]

The shopkeepers I know just give me extra tea sometimes... which probably is better for me.

I have one pair with lotuses. Underwear makers don't really seem to cater to me, somehow. Or you know, don't make things I can afford.

[roxyjanine]

Umm... link to where I too can buy that jacket.. please?

[cutyourhair]

urban outfitters, dude! the crushing part? it's $128.

[deerling]

i knew, last night, when you said 'my hand feels like one thousand degrees of pain' while wiping vicodin off you pants, that it would end up in a lj entry. i knew it! i love you!

[cutyourhair]

RIP, crushed vicodin that i knocked off the table. RIP.