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[cuzimaprince]

[ Bel is to be found in the student lounge, playing video games and drinking milk from a small carton. He seems to be in a bad mood, and everything about him is radiating anti-social, from his bad posture to his boots on the couch cushions to the uncharacteristic frown on his face

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[sexysham]

[Shamal figured it was time to stop studying in the library and time to start hanging out in student lounge. Okay, so he's not hanging out, he's still doing work, but you know, at least this way there is more chance of him coming across girls.

There weren't any here though. Just some idiot melting his brain with a video game.]

Your brain will melt.

[sexysham]

Hmm~ There seems to be a few geniuses in this school.

[cuzimaprince]

I wonder what possessed them to let you enroll, then.

It should have occurred to them that you'd be lonely.

[sexysham]

[Shamal is laughing, he just can't help it.]

If only you knew how ridiculous you sound right now. Poor thing.

[cuzimaprince]

Yeah, well, it's not like anything I can say could be more ridiculous than the fact that you still exist.

[Thanks, Shamal, you're forcing him to climb ever greater heights of petulance. :<]

[sexysham]

...

[He pauses. For effect.]

Your retorts are lacking. Majorly.

[He snorts.]

Must be the video games.

At least I didn't go for "Your face" :|

[cuzimaprince]

[You thought Bel couldn't be any slouchier or grouchier? Well, you were wrong! He lets himself slide further down into the couch cushions and if you could see his eyes, they would be very, very annoyed.]

Shut up. It's your fault.

[sexysham]

It's your mom's fault.

I was just looking out for your brain.

[cuzimaprince]

It's your mom's fault, for sleeping with a gorilla and conceiving you >(

My brain can look out for itself, you're just getting in the way with your stupid attitude.

[sexysham]

ask me what I did last night

Stop talking to me then.

[cuzimaprince]

No, you'll just say something even grosser than what I just said.

You're the one who started talking to me, you shambling old creep.

[sexysham]

Why is everyone calling me old? Maybe I should shave after all...

[cuzimaprince]

Yeah, go shave, maybe you'll cut yourself on the razor and bleed to death, and the world will be a nicer place.

[sexysham]

Nah. Ladies like mature guys. Sucks for you.

[cuzimaprince]

Who cares what ladies think?

[sexysham]

Me. Duh.