009 (mun is a sadist)

[cuzimaprince]

[ There's someone asleep on the couch in the student lounge again! This time it is a prince. A Belphegor, to be precise.

You would think he'd know better than to fall asleep in public, especially after he had his creepy roommate come up in the night and look at his eyes a while back, and this school is full of weirdos, and he's made a lot of

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[principeeredita]

[ You are seriously the biggest idiot of all time. ]

[ Here's Siel, who's very concerned about you frowning at the fact that you could sleep in such a place. Don't you get paranoid?

....
Okay, okay, he wasn't one to talk. He fell asleep in the bathtub after all. ]

[ Anyway, he's going to be mulling over what he should do with your defenselessness and .. ]

[ .. well, will pinching your nose and covering your mouth wake you up? ]

[ Let's find out! ]

[cuzimaprince]

[ He does get paranoid. Just not enough, apparently, and neither do you. Perhaps it's some kind of royal narcolepsy. Or bloodloss! In which case it's your fault, so don't criticize. ]

[ ... if it didn't, you've had to be more concerned, man. It'd mean your brother had lost his survival instincts!

But he hasn't, so here, panic-flailing awake. Being smothered, what an awful nightmare. You're in trouble when he realises it isn't. ]

[principeeredita]

[ Hey hey hey, he's bleeding more than you and that's a definite fact, since he sort of got in a "fight" with Byakuran as well! If anything, he should be conked out right now if your logic was actually logical. ]

[ Yeah, he'd definitely be concerned-- but right now he's relieved, because you're definitely not dead!

And removing his hands from you before you notice. ]

Ah?

[cuzimaprince]

[ Fighting with Byakuran, too? For shame! Cheating on your poor brother. ]

[ Sitting up and gasping and --oh no, he's in the student lounge, what happened?! Oh, it's you. Of all people to witness this, maybe you're not so bad. ]

[ Trying to catch his breaaath. ]

[extremeboxer]

You know, beds are a lot better for your spinal alignment!

[cuzimaprince]

[ Didn't catch that. Still a good way asleep. But your voice at least doesn't sound like a threat so you can be spared the knives this time around. Just going to sleepy stare at you and try to figure out what you're talking about. ]

... huh?

[extremeboxer]

Well, I guess if you sleep the right way on the couch it's fine, too, but usually it's better to just sleep on a bed!

[cuzimaprince]

... I didn't mean to fall asleep.

[ Because. Ah. People like you showing up. ]

idek.

[ifyoupayme]

[ Mammon will go ahead and stick what looks like a parking ticket on your forehead.

Apparently there's a $25 fine (payable to him of course) for sleeping in no-sleep zones. ]

oh Mammon~ <3

[cuzimaprince]

[ Grabbing at your hand, what's that touching him? ]

[ifyoupayme]

Muugh-
[ Ack, getting caught by the wrist wasn't part of his plan =A=;; ]

[cuzimaprince]

[ Oooh, g'morning, it's an alien! Going to hold you there while he reads this silly piece of paper... ]

... Who made you school treasurer, anyway?

[spanamacchina]

[... So tempting.]

Bel. [Crouching down to look at the sleeping fake prince, wondering whether he is really asleep.]

[cuzimaprince]

[He's really asleep... barely even stirs when you say his name.]

[spanamacchina]

... [Maybe he could see if you have eyes.
Better test that you're really really asleep one more time.]

Fake prince!

[cuzimaprince]

[What, is that his "real name" or something?

Not stirring... you're just too soft-spoken, man. And your aura is too harmless.]

[nappobastard]

[Oh, how amusing~ He taps Bel on the shoulder and then perches on the sofa next to him, quite willing to wait for Bel to wake up.]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT'S A MUKURO *____*

[cuzimaprince]

[This time he wakes up at once, sensing someone nearby - must be your creepy aura! :Db - and stabs semi-blindly at the arm of the couch where you're sitting. Just instinct, nothing personal! But are you fast enough to avoid a blade to the leg?]

:'D I KNOW RIGHT L-LOL ...orz

[nappobastard]

[He's quite flattered. ♥ And as a matter of fact, he is fast enough, but why avoid when he can simply accidentally knock into Bel's hand? Less room for inconvenient accidents, hm?]

Oh, that was fast~ I was just about to settle in to wait, too.

<33333

[cuzimaprince]

[Oh, it's a Mukuro. And turns out Mukuro has good reflexes, huh. The knife stabs into the upholstery instead, much to Bel's now-awake disappointment.]

Wait for what?