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cuzitswrong

[01] the slayer has landed

May 06, 2010 10:58

After dealing with an army of last-bagel-gobbling bathroom-hogging three-am-giggle-fest Slayerettes in training for months on end? I'm pretty sure dealing with reforming one hardened criminal will feel like something of a vacation. I mean hey, there's no looming Apocalypse, no nightly vigils at fresh grave sites (one of the many advantages ( Read more... )

[with] alastair, [with] dean winchester, i miss mcdonald's, [comm] last voyages, [with] tony stark, queen of similes, hi i'm here to rescue you, [with] cissie king-jones, [with] gellert grindelwald, [with] sam tyler, [with] angel, [with] dr j. hix, [with] shego, [with] spike, [with] isaac mendez, i don't miss babysitting slayerettes, [with] neville longbottom, [with] aleera, [with] aziraphale, this is my optimistic face, [with] rayne, [with] louis de pointe du lac, avoiding 'i'm on a boat' jokes, [with] armand st. just, [with] bob fraser

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possemagnet May 7 2010, 01:04:14 UTC

No vending machines and the food's rationed.

One of the many things that suck about this place.

cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 01:35:43 UTC

You have a list?

possemagnet May 7 2010, 02:03:39 UTC

Not exactly.

You'll figure it all out eventually.

cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 02:13:59 UTC

You could always give me some friendly pointers. You know: don't drink the water, stay at least ten feet away from Smelly Harry, there's a tentacle monster in cabin 5C... That kinda thing.

possemagnet May 7 2010, 02:32:14 UTC

Alright. Pointers.

A lot of the people here talk out of their ass, and by out of their ass I mean that they can be friends with you one minute and your worst friggin' enemy he next. That's mainly for inmates but the wardens I trust are Sexby, Howie, Una, Wichita and Kirk.

You can't go wrong with those guys having your back.

As far as ten foot rules. I've heard that Davros and the Master are pretty nasty- they don't really bother me but I guess they've caused a lot of trouble while they've been here?

I'm not really the person to go to for these things, not anymore.

cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 02:48:00 UTC

So it's like the high school social scene. Got it.

Define "caused a lot of trouble".

And why not? Did they cut off your subscription to Barge Weekly?

possemagnet May 7 2010, 02:49:48 UTC

Wouldn't know.

The Master's done a bunch of things, including making the barge crash last week. Yeah, it can crash. Sorry to burst that bubble.

...Something like that.

I'm at least... assuming the boat looks fine now. If not, IGNORE THAT. cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 02:53:30 UTC

Home schooled?

Wait, so obviously there wasn't any major trauma as a result, I'm guessing - the boat looks fine now.

Uh huh. Your vagueness leaves so much to the imagination. I'm going to start filling in the situation mad-libs style for my only personal entertainment.

the boat is ~magic~ so that works. possemagnet May 7 2010, 02:59:35 UTC

Not really. I didn't really attend high school. Maybe periodically but- it doesn't matter.

The tin can was being fixed where were crashed, it's in better shape now.

Go for it.

sweet. <3 cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 03:30:48 UTC

You didn't miss much. Female shark tank, basketball games with everyone wearing war paint, mayors turning into giant snakes...

Er, actually that last one probably wasn't all that common.

possemagnet May 7 2010, 03:42:16 UTC

I didn't really care much about it, still don't. School wasn't really 'my scene.'

Giant snakes?

Are we talking cobra or king snake?

cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 04:56:28 UTC

Actually I'm talking demonic snake. His name was something like Ovaltine. It was a long time ago.

notifs are crappy. ;-; possemagnet May 7 2010, 05:12:18 UTC

Ovaltine.

Demonic?

Yeah, sure, okay. You sound buckets of crazy, but mostly because no one else is on that kind of level besides me and Sam.

that they are ;__; cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 05:23:25 UTC

Something like that, I said.

And I am not crazy. [That hits a... really touchy spot, Dean.] ... And waitaminute, what do you mean 'on that kind of level'? So you fight demons too, but I'm buckets of crazy?

Did you think you were some kind of special snowflake? Because uh, legacy of women, Chosen at birth for hundreds of years, here.

possemagnet May 7 2010, 07:39:07 UTC

When did I say I was a special snowflake? I'd rather not have the experience I do with demons and everything else I've hunted.

Rule one?

Don't jump to conclusions around here, it'll get you killed.

No, that wasn't a threat.

And don't turn this into a pissing contest. I'm really not trying to push you off of your podium.

It was sarcasm. People still look at me like I'm bat shit when I bring that stuff up... and some of the demons from where I'm from are here.

The ship is bigot central.

cuzitswrong May 7 2010, 19:53:09 UTC

"No one else is on that level except me and Sam"? I don't know what they call it where you come from, but I think that's pretty universally ego-trippy.

And it's not a podium. I just don't appreciate people who actually apparently deal with demons calling me any quantity of crazy, whether bucketloads or otherwise.

But anyways, good to know that blabbing about demon snakes won't be well accepted by everybody, but that's pretty much a universal too.

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