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cuzitswrong

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Jul 22, 2010 23:08

Alright, campers, listen up. Today's the ten mile survival hike, so get your gear and line up at 0800.

It's going to be you and me and mother nature so only:

one regulation canteen
the clothes on your back
and I guess the shoes on your feet are okay.

You'll be learning what to eat in the wild, how to tell directions and not get hopelessly lost, and ( Read more... )

[with] billy costigan jr., [with] cassie holmes, action!spam log, [with] temperance brennan, [with] the joker, [with] gabriel, [flood] summer camp, greeting the troops, hbic buffy, stragglers must be left to die

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farsees July 23 2010, 03:18:07 UTC

... feel free to throw me in the direction of the nearest bear.

cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 03:21:39 UTC

That's the spirit. Just make sure your pockets aren't full of crumbs.

farsees July 23 2010, 03:27:28 UTC

I'm not going on a ten mile hike.

cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 03:37:38 UTC

Of course you are.

It builds character.

painhumbles July 23 2010, 04:19:53 UTC

[Totally obnoxiously talking his way through "Reveille" by just... going BUM-BUM-BUMINA whatever... And somehow it devolves into The Lone Ranger theme, because apparently they sound the same.]

cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 14:09:54 UTC

[Oh. Great. Mr. Can't-Dress-Himself-In-The-Morning.]

Is your cabin coming too?

painhumbles July 23 2010, 19:07:18 UTC

[Tie-dye is totally in. Shut up.]

Would that count as a double date? Two cabins, two counselors, one bear attack away from being alone in the wild.

cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 02:22:34 UTC

[Not now. Not ever. On all counts.]

My campers aren't about to be taken down by any bears. They're fully prepared.

Yours on the other hand... well you wouldn't be coloring me shocked.

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centermusthold July 23 2010, 08:58:39 UTC

Actually, bears rarely kill anyone. Mosquitoes are much more dangerous.

cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 14:10:42 UTC

Well, hopefully everyone's had their shots.

centermusthold July 23 2010, 16:01:22 UTC

You should bring something with N,N-diethyl-3-methylbenzamide, PMD, or picaridin. Those are pretty effective insect repellents.

cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 02:23:32 UTC

Uh... right. I don't think that's really in the spirit of the whole 'man versus nature' thing.

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[spam] - because 'highly aggressive' camper is Joker for sure XD ahahaaahooo July 23 2010, 10:31:28 UTC

[Lounging on his bed, flicking a very not-regulation flick knife open and closed, up in the air, catching it again, closed, open, air, catch, closed open, closed...]

Survive bear attacks. [Props himself up on his elbows.] Does that involve killing the bears? [And no one this violent should have a grin that sexy.]

[spam] oh my god yes. yes it is. xD cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 14:14:22 UTC

[Look, Buffy's a counselor who's pretty chill with a weapon or two around. As long as no one's using them on each other.]

Well, we'll try to avoid unnecessary bear death.

[spam] ahahaaahooo July 23 2010, 14:46:56 UTC

[He shrugs, disappointed, and leans back, shoving himself along his bed with his feet so that he's propped up against the headboard.]

Whatever you say missy miss.

[spam] cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 02:27:48 UTC

That's not really the proper way to address your camp counselor.

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Sure, violent cabin. lost_undercover July 23 2010, 12:56:45 UTC

Fuck yeah. Let's go!

[ps. He's been missing all night because of the lake party.]

woohoo! cuzitswrong July 23 2010, 14:15:35 UTC

Hold on a minute, bucko.

Where were you last night?

lost_undercover July 23 2010, 22:38:08 UTC

I was at the lake, swimming and shit.

cuzitswrong July 24 2010, 02:30:11 UTC

There's a lights out time and it's your job to get your butt in your cabin before said lights are out.

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