Why do I never post? Laziness is probably the answer but I'll disguise it as being intimidated by some of the quality stuff I read from others on here. It's not like nothings happened

•  I had a return engagement with Daniels Prince Albert - which was far worse than the february incident - I managed to tear right through his cock leaving him ( Read more... )

Happy "day you came into the world"
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Two month break in posting - *feels ashamed and vows to do better ( Read more... )

Birthdate 8th June

Three Events

1953 - The United States Supreme Court rules that Washington, D.C. restaurants could not refuse to serve black patrons
1984  -Homosexuality is decriminalised in the state of New South Wales, Australia. 
1998  - Charlton Heston  (the tosser) assumes the presidency of the U.S. National Rifle Association.

Three Births

1933 ( Read more... )

The news that the British and Canadian hostages have been released by their Iraqi captures is of course good news. However the BBC websites "Have Your Say" section attached to this news story is chock full of ( Read more... )

Next two weeks I'm a busy chap ( Read more... )

I read with horror that Kelly Osbourne has been offered a talk show - Dear GOD!!!
However if they call it "Missing Gene Kelly" I might give it a go....

Two weeks ago the Deputy Director of my department at work gave me the fantastic news that I was going to be moved onto a new grade and pay scale. It meant a huge raise in salary (another 6K a year) and an extra five days annual leave ( Read more... )

Mrs Cword gave me an early Christmas present this year. Two days before the Big Guy squeezed his ass down my flue, Mrs C accidentally ripped my 0 gauge (that's 8mm!!!) PA out. To say it was painful is to not doing justice to the word painful. The blood loss (in geyser like spurts) was like a gay porn version of Carrie. It's not exactly what I ( Read more... )

God Bless America!!! Land of the brave. Land where idiots can become Presidents - but never mind that for now... I had the pleasure of spending last night in the company of two of the most fantastic and interesting Americans that have been part of my life for longer than I care to admit. Two brothers collectively know as "Sparks ( Read more... )