Trailer Watch - July 14th
(Since I haven't done this yet, I'm gonna have a huge post...)
Ratatuoille:
Disnet + Pixar = Orgasmic.
I can't wait for this.
I hope and bet it'll top "Cars"!
The Last Kiss:
Zach Braff? Rachel Bilson? I'm there.
Oh yeah it's from the co-writer of Crash.
Expect this one to do well, and maybe win an award or two.
The Prestige:
Hi, I'm a movie.
I'm full of award winning actors.
I have magic, which everyone loves.
I am directed by the same guy who directed one of the greatest summer blockbusters Ever.
You can't wait to see me.
The Oh in Ohio:
A movie about sex, starring Paul Rudd from "The 40-Year-Old-Virgin."
If you didn't laugh once during this trailer, wake up.
You could even be blind and laugh at this trailer.
Or retarded.
Go see it when it comes out.
PS - Micha Barton + Sex = Well, Orgasmic.
Clerks 2:
Okay, you're probably asking yourself..."A sequel to clerks? Why and how?"
You're right to ask this, but let me calm you down a bit.
Kevin Smith loves Clerks and wouldn't do anything to ruin his pride and joy.
It also has gotten rave reviews from Robert Rodriguez and Quinten Tarantino.
So I'll give it a chance, although it's hard to believe it will be good.
The Night Listener:
I've heard this story before, but this one seems to have a darker twist.
I'm interested.
Borat:
Funny as hell.
Should offend the fuck outta people.
Step Up:
Hi, I'm a movie.
I'm gonna have cool dance moves.
That's about it.
Go watch "You Got Served" and save yourself some money.
Invincible:
Disney + Inspirational Story = Another Tearjerking Disney Movie.
This one has football!!!1!one w00t
Accepted:
This one reminds me of "Waiting"., except it looks much better.
And it's got Lewis Black.
The Holiday:
Two women switch places. Two very attractive women.
This year's chick flick for the holiday.
Should be somewhat decent.
PS - Jude Law is in it. And Jack Black if you like that nerdy funny guy.
John Tucker Must Die:
This movie must die. Seriously, I hope this is just another trick to get people into Nazi concentration camps, because anyone who thinks this is gonna be good should be gased... I mean should take a shower.
The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford:
Brad Pitt + Guns = Orgasmic.
I'm ready to see where they take this.
The Wicker Man:
Wow, so it's like "The Omen", with a girl!
Either way, I have no interest.
Charlotte's Web:
This movie has enough star power to start a galaxy.
Cast overview, first billed only:
Dakota Fanning,Julia Roberts,Oprah Winfrey,Steve Buscemi,Kathy Bates,John Cleese,Cedric the Entertainer,Jennifer Garner,Reba McEntire,André Benjamin... HOLY SHIT!!!
Cute as hell.
The Descent:
Ghey.
Scoop:
Woody Allen has picked up the pace and is really dishing them out. First, "Match Point" now this! I can't wait to see this movie. And I love Scarlett Johansson.
Gridiron Gang:
It's "The Longest Yard", with kids.
Ghost Rider:
The BAMF of all comic book superhero's and it's played by Nick Cage?
Looks like it could be good though.
Casino Royale:
The New 007 Movie.
The New Bond.
Although Daniel Craig was great in "Layer Cake", The verdict is still out on this one.
Spiderman 3:
In case you missed it before Superman, here it is again.
I can't wait.
I seriously can't wait.
I'd give my firstborn to see this movie now.
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, VENOM IS NOT IN THIS ONE. HE'LL BE IN SPIDERMAN 4.
(Expect a cameo at the end, just like at the end of the last one.)
Ratatuoille:
Disnet + Pixar = Orgasmic.
I can't wait for this.
I hope and bet it'll top "Cars"!
The Last Kiss:
Zach Braff? Rachel Bilson? I'm there.
Oh yeah it's from the co-writer of Crash.
Expect this one to do well, and maybe win an award or two.
The Prestige:
Hi, I'm a movie.
I'm full of award winning actors.
I have magic, which everyone loves.
I am directed by the same guy who directed one of the greatest summer blockbusters Ever.
You can't wait to see me.
The Oh in Ohio:
A movie about sex, starring Paul Rudd from "The 40-Year-Old-Virgin."
If you didn't laugh once during this trailer, wake up.
You could even be blind and laugh at this trailer.
Or retarded.
Go see it when it comes out.
PS - Micha Barton + Sex = Well, Orgasmic.
Clerks 2:
Okay, you're probably asking yourself..."A sequel to clerks? Why and how?"
You're right to ask this, but let me calm you down a bit.
Kevin Smith loves Clerks and wouldn't do anything to ruin his pride and joy.
It also has gotten rave reviews from Robert Rodriguez and Quinten Tarantino.
So I'll give it a chance, although it's hard to believe it will be good.
The Night Listener:
I've heard this story before, but this one seems to have a darker twist.
I'm interested.
Borat:
Funny as hell.
Should offend the fuck outta people.
Step Up:
Hi, I'm a movie.
I'm gonna have cool dance moves.
That's about it.
Go watch "You Got Served" and save yourself some money.
Invincible:
Disney + Inspirational Story = Another Tearjerking Disney Movie.
This one has football!!!1!one w00t
Accepted:
This one reminds me of "Waiting"., except it looks much better.
And it's got Lewis Black.
The Holiday:
Two women switch places. Two very attractive women.
This year's chick flick for the holiday.
Should be somewhat decent.
PS - Jude Law is in it. And Jack Black if you like that nerdy funny guy.
John Tucker Must Die:
This movie must die. Seriously, I hope this is just another trick to get people into Nazi concentration camps, because anyone who thinks this is gonna be good should be gased... I mean should take a shower.
The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford:
Brad Pitt + Guns = Orgasmic.
I'm ready to see where they take this.
The Wicker Man:
Wow, so it's like "The Omen", with a girl!
Either way, I have no interest.
Charlotte's Web:
This movie has enough star power to start a galaxy.
Cast overview, first billed only:
Dakota Fanning,Julia Roberts,Oprah Winfrey,Steve Buscemi,Kathy Bates,John Cleese,Cedric the Entertainer,Jennifer Garner,Reba McEntire,André Benjamin... HOLY SHIT!!!
Cute as hell.
The Descent:
Ghey.
Scoop:
Woody Allen has picked up the pace and is really dishing them out. First, "Match Point" now this! I can't wait to see this movie. And I love Scarlett Johansson.
Gridiron Gang:
It's "The Longest Yard", with kids.
Ghost Rider:
The BAMF of all comic book superhero's and it's played by Nick Cage?
Looks like it could be good though.
Casino Royale:
The New 007 Movie.
The New Bond.
Although Daniel Craig was great in "Layer Cake", The verdict is still out on this one.
Spiderman 3:
In case you missed it before Superman, here it is again.
I can't wait.
I seriously can't wait.
I'd give my firstborn to see this movie now.
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, VENOM IS NOT IN THIS ONE. HE'LL BE IN SPIDERMAN 4.
(Expect a cameo at the end, just like at the end of the last one.)