Everyone wishes they could be like me

[cy_borg]

Went to Athens, spent the evening at Tasty World (I somehow got out of there only spending $35). Drank about a 1/5th of vodka, which effectively got me shithoused. I got in 2 fights, hit on a bunch of ugly girls, and puked in a friend's car. I am the life of the party.

Comments

[zra]

oh dear

[kimb3rly98]

bwahahaha It's shit like this that makes me adore you so much. =) Oh and don't hit on ugly girls, Scott. That's just bad.

[cy_borg]

It might be bad, but it's fucking hilarious to see their eyes pop out when they think I am actually interested in them. The best was that some douche was getting pissed that I was rubbing up on some ugly chick he was hitting on. He actually went so far as to grab my hand and take it off of her. I told him she was fat anyways and walked off to... well I guess I fought Kevin at that point, as that's when things got fuzzy.

[kimb3rly98]

hahahaha I love it when you're blunt. =) As far as you fighting Kevin, I never got the entire story on that, so - I think I'll call Josh now and get the scoop.

[daluca]

You didn't give me a drunk phone call, boss!!
I can't say much, though. I was drunk four nights out of seven last week and I didn't call you. :-/ I suck. I was just so drunk I forgot. ::sigh:: The story of our drunken lives, right?