Just got my tax refund! Woo! I can make rent now! I am so glad, because I would have had to avoid getting gas all week in order not to overdraw, but now I have oh, 5 times the amount of money I did before in my accounts. I can buy a shirt. It's so exciting, not to be stressed about money, and can I make rent. Yes I can. I had to gush a little, this ( Read more... )

I think I need to just erase my okcupid. I don't know what I am doing on that stupid site. I'm pretty content with the way things are. I don't need it.

So I just had to throw a tiny baby bird off of my porch and over the hillside. Doki did not seem to want this one either. I was going to look up trying to hand feed the poor little thing, but tonight Nabi was taking care of it. Until Doki threw it out. It's beak was a little fucked up but I don't know if that was from the fall or if it was born ( Read more... )

For anyone interested in booze and literature I present to you, the American Psycho drinking game ( Read more... )

I really hate how loudly and insanely I laugh when I am alone. I keep scaring the dog...and myself.

Haha, also I flipped off a coworker yesterday, but half accidentally. I can't wait to hear about it.

I envy my parrot. Hangovers make me feel like I should stand behind something with all my feathers fluffed looking miserable. Then if anyone dares move in my vicinity I should grumble and his before slumping back into my fugue ( Read more... )

Fuck everything. It can all go and get fucked. Fuck it. Fucking hellfuck.

That was purely for theraputic reasons.

I am trying very hard not to gag right now. I decided for lunch that I would have some pita and hummus. Fine, no problem, quick and easy right? Well the problem is that I kept the pita in the fridge to prevent it spoiling beofre I could eat all of it, so it was cold and stiff. I don't like corpse like pita, so I was just going to toss it in a pan ( Read more... )

I hate that I put myself on a diet, and all week I have been forcing myself to eat more, because I realized I was only getting 500 calories a day. So every night I have to force myself to eat a little more, trying to break 1000. Usually the best I do is 700 though. Maybe I will somehow continue to lose weight anyway ( Read more... )