This is how you know your roommate is effed in the head ( Read more... )

So yeah, tonight sucks. I wish I actually had friends in LA, other than my annoying roommate Kayla who smells like banana boat sunless tanner. Hey slut, your face is ORANGE! What the hell, I just want to go to a show and have a good time in this foreign city. Well, I'm out.

<3 Monica