What the...

[cyanosisx]

Britney Spears to quit music to become a forensic scientist.

I weep for the future of forensic science, I really do..
The last thing we need is a batch of "i, like, love CSI, so i totally wanna do forensics n stuff!!!!111one" morons.

Let's hope it's not true.

Comments

[evil_angel3359]

Fingers crossed it's crap! I don't know whether to laugh or cry! ;P

[cyanosisx]

So far I've heard it's come from one original source (some British tabloid) so quite possibly.

That was my first reaction, too!

[grymmlok]

dude, it's funnier if it is true.
let's hope she's fumbling around in a white coat and goggles wondering 'what's a beaker?' before she can even say 'hey, where the hell did my career go?'
i commend britney on her decision to enter the field of forensic science. i mean, really, how hard could it be? ;)
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[cyanosisx]

Haha!

Well, yes, but imagine the image forensic science will have after good ol' Brit gets into it.

Pfft! It's not hard at all. I mean, I just collected the tops of 5 cornflakes boxes, sent it in along with a stamped, self-addressed envelope and 4-6 weeks later, presto! I had my degree!

[grymmlok]

dude, forensic science doesn't have an image. :P
you have nothing to fear from ol' britters. :D
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[digital_sunrise]

u know i was just this morning having an imaginary conversation with myself (you know you ones) about old rockers and how its just sad to see old do0ds tryna be h4rDc0r3 133+ n shit with their saggy arm flab and i'm like then what do they do? working in customer service might be a bit humiliating... i can't really image a 45 year old salesman with long scraggly hair, studded belt and trackmarks..

so i figure, go britney for chosing someplace away from the Teeming Masses... somewhere inside an overly airconditioned lab with beige walls, baby pink trimmmings and more fecal matter than you can poke a stick at.
becuase a forensic scientist is a SCIENTIST above all... and a SCIENTIST works inside a dull building, leave the POLICE OFFICERS to turn over the dead people, only calling in the geeks to clean up the scene.

bring it on brits :)

[cyanosisx]

Heh. I'm all for celebrities having a back-up plan in case they actually don't stay young and popular forever. It's just the "i saw it on CSI now i wanna do it!" mentality that annoys me. Inaccurate piece of shyte.

Mmm.. Airconditioning.

[aallecks]

if that news paper couldnt name the source, i really doubt that its true

[cyanosisx]

It did come from a tabloid, so yeah, quite possible it's a load of shit.

[leigh_of_kent]

Its funny for me cause it doesn't cheapen my degree in any way......wait now I get why it bothers you.

[cyanosisx]

Damn straight.