I Love My Mommy Cause She Fucked The Shit Out Of My Dad
((OOC: This character has pretty much lost his mind for the time being, with the loss of Tohru, his morphine drip from his injuries and the decent amount of alcohol he just consumed, it has thus put him in this almost child-like crack-baby mindset. Enjoy!))
(voice post with a very slurred, almost normal sounding, drunk Ulquiorra)
Look ma! I used lyrics for my title! You should be proud.
Oh wait... both of'em are dead.
Bet ya didn't know that cross...Tohru was technically my mother. Yeah, I'm a mother fucker. I got called that a lot before, never really made sense til now.
Hey, at least I'm getting---got laid. Bet none of ya saw that coming either! hah... cuming.
Getting laid? What am I the ghost whisperer... ghost fucker? Whatever. Makes me sound like i'm into necrophilia doesn't it?
Wish I could fucking--fuck--fucker...huh, that... actually kinda makes me feel better. Now I see why Grim and the others spill this kind of language all the time.
FUCK-FUCK-MOTHERFUCKING-FUCKER-FUCKING-CUNT-FUCKER-SHIT-FUCK-ASS-BITCH-HOE.
Mn, anyway, what I was saying? Oh... right, I wish I could chew. Yeah... can't, jaws wired shut. I found this bag of gummy bears an I've just been kind of... dissecting them, cause I'm bored. If I could eat right now? I'd go for the feet first...sos I can hear them scream. They'd be like... (high pitched voice) AAAAAAAGH MY FEEEEET NOOOOO!
Hmm...such a sweet sound. HAH Get it... sweet. Cause their sugar...sugar... pour some sugar on me~. Huh... Now there's a thought.
Gimme some sugar Orihime and I'll let ya out of your cage~ Bow~CHICKA~WOW~WOW~
Ya know what else i'm hungry for? Blue peeps. Dunno why, I usually hate those damn things. Could bite their heads off though, might be fun. Grimm's hair kind of reminds me of the rabbit ones. All pointy and sticking up all over the place in all it's fluffy blue glory.
Blue. Hn, big blue'll be home soon. He'll probably be pissed at the mess I left since he went away~ No... really, put my fist through the monitor of my other computer. It was Julia's fault!
Julia~ JULIA~ HEY! BITCH! BRING IT! I can't feel shit right now. Isn't going to do you much good for making me suffer now will it?
Aizen? You can just shove it all right up your ass.
HEY CROSS. wait...how does it go, what does grim say? OH! FUCK YA'LL! TWICE!
Have you heard about this swine flu bull shit yet? Well.. pig shit...maybe? Anyway, NEWS FLASH CROSS, it doesn't come from our local wildlife OH NO it comes from our POLICE!! That's right, the Po-Po, the PIGS will bring down our nation with the sick! I think we should quarantine our whole precinct what'd'ya say? For the safety of the city!
Safety... of this City? HAHAHAHA This city is fucked as is. Have fun with that Shuuhei. Really. I can't feel bad for you though, you brought this on yourself.
Hmm... guess we're in the same boat, only... it's my fault the girl is gone.
Guess I should dedicate something to her... she's never heard me sing. Cross you're in for a treat, I'm in a good mood.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
With a baseball bat? Huh, I'd like to take a baseball bat to someone's face right about now...
hn... no. No. That was awful. Let me try again...
There were nights when the wind was so co~ld~
That my body froze in bed
If I just listened to it
Right outside the window~
There were days when the sun was so cru~el~
That all the tears turned to dust
And I just knew my eyes were
Drying up forever~
I finished crying in the instant that you left~
Tears of blood.
And I can't remember where or when or how~
And I banished every memory you and I had ever ma~de~
But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me
When I touch you like this
And I hold you like that
It's so hard to believe but
It's all coming back to me
It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now
There were moments of gold
And there were flashes of light
There were things I'd never do again
But then they'd always seemed right
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby Baby--
Hn... Want more? Alright, I'll be a little more serious here.
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go...
you go?
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You
Any dry eyes out there? Hm... enough of this. I'm bored now. I'm gonna go play with my pussy.
That... and I feel sick.
Hasta La Vista Baby~
(As a note, aside from him being stupidly drunk, his singing voice really isn't half-bad, in fact, it's rather good.)
(voice post with a very slurred, almost normal sounding, drunk Ulquiorra)
Look ma! I used lyrics for my title! You should be proud.
Oh wait... both of'em are dead.
Bet ya didn't know that cross...Tohru was technically my mother. Yeah, I'm a mother fucker. I got called that a lot before, never really made sense til now.
Hey, at least I'm getting---got laid. Bet none of ya saw that coming either! hah... cuming.
Getting laid? What am I the ghost whisperer... ghost fucker? Whatever. Makes me sound like i'm into necrophilia doesn't it?
Wish I could fucking--fuck--fucker...huh, that... actually kinda makes me feel better. Now I see why Grim and the others spill this kind of language all the time.
FUCK-FUCK-MOTHERFUCKING-FUCKER-FUCKING-CUNT-FUCKER-SHIT-FUCK-ASS-BITCH-HOE.
Mn, anyway, what I was saying? Oh... right, I wish I could chew. Yeah... can't, jaws wired shut. I found this bag of gummy bears an I've just been kind of... dissecting them, cause I'm bored. If I could eat right now? I'd go for the feet first...sos I can hear them scream. They'd be like... (high pitched voice) AAAAAAAGH MY FEEEEET NOOOOO!
Hmm...such a sweet sound. HAH Get it... sweet. Cause their sugar...sugar... pour some sugar on me~. Huh... Now there's a thought.
Gimme some sugar Orihime and I'll let ya out of your cage~ Bow~CHICKA~WOW~WOW~
Ya know what else i'm hungry for? Blue peeps. Dunno why, I usually hate those damn things. Could bite their heads off though, might be fun. Grimm's hair kind of reminds me of the rabbit ones. All pointy and sticking up all over the place in all it's fluffy blue glory.
Blue. Hn, big blue'll be home soon. He'll probably be pissed at the mess I left since he went away~ No... really, put my fist through the monitor of my other computer. It was Julia's fault!
Julia~ JULIA~ HEY! BITCH! BRING IT! I can't feel shit right now. Isn't going to do you much good for making me suffer now will it?
Aizen? You can just shove it all right up your ass.
HEY CROSS. wait...how does it go, what does grim say? OH! FUCK YA'LL! TWICE!
Have you heard about this swine flu bull shit yet? Well.. pig shit...maybe? Anyway, NEWS FLASH CROSS, it doesn't come from our local wildlife OH NO it comes from our POLICE!! That's right, the Po-Po, the PIGS will bring down our nation with the sick! I think we should quarantine our whole precinct what'd'ya say? For the safety of the city!
Safety... of this City? HAHAHAHA This city is fucked as is. Have fun with that Shuuhei. Really. I can't feel bad for you though, you brought this on yourself.
Hmm... guess we're in the same boat, only... it's my fault the girl is gone.
Guess I should dedicate something to her... she's never heard me sing. Cross you're in for a treat, I'm in a good mood.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
With a baseball bat? Huh, I'd like to take a baseball bat to someone's face right about now...
hn... no. No. That was awful. Let me try again...
There were nights when the wind was so co~ld~
That my body froze in bed
If I just listened to it
Right outside the window~
There were days when the sun was so cru~el~
That all the tears turned to dust
And I just knew my eyes were
Drying up forever~
I finished crying in the instant that you left~
Tears of blood.
And I can't remember where or when or how~
And I banished every memory you and I had ever ma~de~
But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me
When I touch you like this
And I hold you like that
It's so hard to believe but
It's all coming back to me
It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now
There were moments of gold
And there were flashes of light
There were things I'd never do again
But then they'd always seemed right
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby Baby--
Hn... Want more? Alright, I'll be a little more serious here.
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go...
you go?
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You
Any dry eyes out there? Hm... enough of this. I'm bored now. I'm gonna go play with my pussy.
That... and I feel sick.
Hasta La Vista Baby~
(As a note, aside from him being stupidly drunk, his singing voice really isn't half-bad, in fact, it's rather good.)