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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PROSTITUTE named MR. BOJANGLES. He was HURRIEDLY CRAWLING in the WARM forest when he met MONSTROUS BOB, a run-away PIMP from the THROBBING Queen NATALIA.
MR. BOJANGLES could see that MONSTROUS BOB was hungry so he reached into his HARD and give him his SALTY PROSTITUTE PIZZA. MONSTROUS BOB was thankful for MR. BOJANGLES's PROSTITUTE PIZZA, so he told MR. BOJANGLES a very TEMPTING story about Queen NATALIA's daughter QUEEN AMBROSIA. How her mother, the THROBBING Queen NATALIA, kept her locked away in a PENTHOUSE protected by a gigantic MARC CODA, because QUEEN AMBROSIA was so GIANT.
MR. BOJANGLES LIMBOED. He vowed to MONSTROUS BOB the PIMP that he would save the GIANT QUEEN AMBROSIA. He would HOLLA the MARC CODA, and take QUEEN AMBROSIA far away from her eveil mother, the THROBBING Queen NATALIA, and SCREECH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CREAMY BIG BOOB and MONSTROUS BOB the PIMP began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MARC CODA from his story. THROBBING Queen NATALIA WALKED out from behind a RAZOR and struck MR. BOJANGLES dead. In the far off PENTHOUSE you could hear a MOO.
THE END.
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