Mothers (at least mine) are crazy

[cyberinferno]

Once upon a time this morning (I always think stories should start with once upon a time in case you have yet to hear me say that), I woke up at 6am so that I could take Andrew to court in McKinney to take care of his DWI. I got up, took a shower, then my phone rang. It was my mom calling to ask what the heck I was doing up at such an early hour. I

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[jacobcasino]

I would've eaten it.

For women, saying "I'm not hungry" means "Oh, you don't have to go through the trouble, but I am a little hungry." Strange, I know, but it's good to remember in case you're ever in a situation where you ask a girl if she wants breakfast. Once you ask, you're obligated to do.

And she made us breakfast, i.e. BLTs, the last day of Spring Break. And both of them had mayonnaise on them.

That's the funniest part to me. Your mom has secretly been mayonnaiseing your BLTs your whole life. She told me.

[psychopuf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

mmmmmmmm mayonnaise on the DL...

that's hilarious.

No it's not

[cyberinferno]

Hilarious like someone spraining an ankle while walking off a curb?

At least it's not as bad as, say, finding out that they put mayonnaise on Chipotle. I mean, that would be grounds for jumping out my window (for those of you who have not seen my house, I'd do a fair bit of damage but not enough to put me out of my misery). I'm not even that in love with her BLTs...

Re: No it's not

[psychopuf]

rude >:(

hahahaha

[oneyedflower]

hahahahahaha my mother does that regularly even though i tell her i'm not hungry and then she plays the guilt trip and I eat her food. :P But that was really sweet of your mother. heh.

Re: hahahaha

[cyberinferno]

I guess that means it's true. Mothers are just insane. Thank god I'll never be a mother.