I want a man-purse

[cyberinferno]

Once upon a time, I was strolling through Italy and I saw this street vendor selling "authentic" (stolen/fake) purses/bags. I was waiting for my parents to get out of the bank so I started walking around his collection. I saw this bag and something happened inside of me. I wanted it. The seller caught my eye and picked the bag up, teasing me with

Comments

ew

[psychopuf]

that is the ugliest fucking bag i've ever seen, pube...

gross

Re: ew

[cyberinferno]

No, it's awesome. And it's got a sort of rough texture while still being soft. It's the darker color shown in the pics. Some of them make it look a little lighter.

Re: ew

[psychopuf]

it's fugly

speechless

[jacobcasino]

uh, yeah. okay.

I wanted a man-bag once. It was just a phase. I'm sure you'll get over it too. Or buy one, whatever.

And I remember when you used to have bad taste and a beard. Those were the days.

Re: speechless

[cyberinferno]

Thanks for the reassurance that I'll get over it. I'm glad that it's so financially unappealing. And I'm not sure how I feel about having a replica (read: they're pretty expensive too). Plus, as nice as it sounds, I'm not sure I've actually got the balls (ironic?) to actually wear one around.

And yes, those were the days...

Re: speechless

[jacobcasino]

I feel kinda bad b/c I'm all like "Write an LJ! Write an LJ!" Then when you do, I criticize. It's all in fun. I still don't know if I could imagine you carrying a man bag, but it's cool to know what kind of random shit is going on in your head.

Re: speechless

[cyberinferno]

Haha, I know it's all lighthearted. I took no offense to your response. I understand that this one came way the hell out of left field. I took the title of my journal very literally with this one.

I would say that this is the most controversial of the three LJ entries that I previously mentioned.