When I lived in a flat I had a great way of dealing with loud fucking neighbours! I got 3 tit-head lads move in above me and their favourite trick was to play dance music until 4am when they came in at night...
I got the feckers back!
I started setting my alarm for 5 am and hoovering the whole flat, then I would take my mop and smash the handle of it on the ceiling...this carried on until one of the twats came down for a chat...I met him with a ***** and told him that if he woke me up again I would fillet him.....he of course called the pigs, who didn't believe a word of what he said - I mean...I'm a cute, wee lassie, what rubbish *grin*
You know what? the twat never woke me up again - he started walking round like a delicate little fairy and he avoided me until I moved :)
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I got the feckers back!
I started setting my alarm for 5 am and hoovering the whole flat, then I would take my mop and smash the handle of it on the ceiling...this carried on until one of the twats came down for a chat...I met him with a ***** and told him that if he woke me up again I would fillet him.....he of course called the pigs, who didn't believe a word of what he said - I mean...I'm a cute, wee lassie, what rubbish *grin*
You know what? the twat never woke me up again - he started walking round like a delicate little fairy and he avoided me until I moved :)
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