Inner Voice: somewhere located between the I'm gonna fuck with you frontal lobes and sexy secretions pituitary gland.. Too many hours spent in front of loud speakers.

Been puppy-proofing the backyard in preparation for:

JIMMY!!

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So what? Maybe not. I'll try again.

Whatever and ever.. Amen.

Thanks for coming with me to see Kill Wil smaz!! xoxo Don't you wish you had a 100 ft pole to prod him with? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tttthhhhhhhhafraaannnnn..

Went to the ballet last nite. Classical performances apparently ruffle the magic silver white-haired grannies.
Particularly if a former dancer, now artistic director (who is obviously GAY) sits in the audience hahahah! The whole opera theatre turned around to gawk at him. Aren't you ppl supposed to be the well-to-do, on-ur-best-behaviour superior ( Read more... )

What can you do when you're too old and too caucasian? Brutal equation. Consolidated ( Read more... )

If I had balls, the skin would gradually be forming lone hairs in folds of coarse wrinkles. It's a case of vasopressin in bold and shy guppies. Who will fuck with the big plastic fish?

I am happy for you hooked-up motherfuckers!! Good luck :D

Someone I have known for a short while passed away last week. Two guesses as to why this happened. You ( Read more... )

Is that a Gallery Serpentine corset, Gretel?

Photos from the weekend: http://photobucket.com/albums/v203/slutfeatures/Toydeath%20and%20MzAnnThropik/

Antidote to the shockers and Aussie blokes on BB:

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Thanks for coming down to see the bands on Thursday, guys! Here are the piccies ( Read more... )

I don't have a job anymore. Telstra decides to downsize their 5 year long campaign after hiring new employees a week and a half ago. Welcome to the workforce, Miss Halloran. Making the bottom line appear more attractive in the privatisation of Telstra is more important than you. I will miss the group and an income very much ( Read more... )

Thursday: http://photobucket.com/albums/v203/slutfeatures/Batcave%2014%20April/Read more... )

Woofer died on Friday, our family dog of 12 years. It's so wierd without him :(
Here's a moooooontage:

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