whoa.

i am stupid.

i did not realize then when i bought my thirty dollar ticket to see the mars volta at lupo's, that it was the mars volta featuring a bunch of fifteen year old douche bags ( Read more... )

i'm too lazy and too sensitive. and i don't like that many people. et toi?

today i found a snake and picked it up. it was awesome. it was only about a foot long, but still. a few days ago bobby and i picked up a canoe from my grandfathers, which also was pretty awesome. yesterday, robert duhaime sent me a birthday card for the first time in my life. he's definetly getting a sick father's day present! what a guy! tomorrow ( Read more... )

http://www.news4jax.com/news/4355865/detail.html

WHAT THE F!?

this broski was my algebra teacher freshman year. he also had massive pit stains constantly. insanity!

bobby pinto turned 21 friday. we've been SHITFACED since. but not really. we went to the comedy connection and to some chinese place. he got his first birthday cake ever, which was sweet. and he got scorpion bowls and shit. pretty pisser ( Read more... )

smoking weed or eating mushrooms will not make you a philosopher. you do not have the universe figured out just because you spew out your metaphysical-existential-political-earthly diarrhea for a couple hours after smoking a couple bowls. you haven't figured out humanity. or the cosmos. or anything for that matter ( Read more... )

i could only think of three things that i have in common with the female race...

1. i have a vagina
2. i have boobs
3. i cried hysterically when i saw the notebook

BUMMER.

sorry to anyone i said i'd call or hang out with. everyone knows i am the worst person at calling people. BUT i was going to. but...my dad called me over vacation. and those of you who know me should understand why i didn't call now. but uh..i'm working more at mahoney's and have more money, so i can visit. plus school's out soon. because i miss ( Read more... )