Traffic Light: 1/2 cranberry, 1/4 orange, 1/4 Absinth & a hint of fear and loathing.

[cyler]

So last night for the third time in six days I've had a customer try and set me up on a blind date with either a daughter or grand-daughter. Jen's mom says to make one of her three daughters happy, my mother's hair stylist gave her a card with her phone number on it, the owner of the horse stables we went to go riding at mentioned her daughter is

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[poles1c]

not going to lie, I love the cow fact