ok i know this happened a few weeks ago, but damn does it make me giggle.
i will never get tired of this. george w. bush is such a dork, check it out for yrself :

President Dumbass

heh, go USA
laterz all

wow.
today im 26. its fuckin crazy.
this last yesr went by like lightning.
and now im more than halfway to 50, if i even make it that long.

ugh...i think i need to invent a time machine or something.
laterz all.

dj holy iKon

HELMUTH, Switzerland -- Renowned Swiss Economist M.T. Taanke -- who first predicted the current oil crisis -- (Weekly World News, August 22, 2005), has just made public a Decisive International Restructured Economy Report which warns categorically of a worldwide depression that means the end of civilization as we now know it ( Read more... )

Mein Leben ist leer.

Ich bin hohl.

auf wiedersehen

well, i just found out that my mom's cancer has come back yet again. i think they did find it in time and they are gonna try to destroy it and prevent it again. so my mom is back on her chemo pills (i think i spelled that right, ah fuck it). this is the 3rd time now and i just cant believe it. fucking cancer. im pretty bummed about it now, but i ( Read more... )

Your Pimp Name Is...
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a buddy of mine had told me about this originally, so i decided to look it up on the internet. this has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard. here's what i found in the erowid vaults about it...


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hey peeps, just thought id do a real quickie update. i went in today for my orientation at fedex, and man it really sounds like its gonna be a pretty sweet job. i have to like work there for a while before i can get in on any of the benefits, vacation days, etc etc etc, but i did find out that after 80 hours of work they give u a 100 dollar bonus. ( Read more... )

hey peeperz!!! has been quite a while since i last updated. not much has happened really. about a couple of months ago, i finally quit my taxi job. the job was awesome, dont get me wrong, but the work was so inconsistent, i couldnt handle it anymore. one week i would take home a good portion of money, the next i would barely make my lease payments ( Read more... )

"and there u were, yr beauty caught me by surprise ( Read more... )