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[cymri4]

I usually don't post jokes at all. But this one was just too hilarious for me to pass up, because it's so incredibly true.

How to Shower like a Woman-> 1. Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks

Comments

[switchduck]

Huh...that ain't how it works in my house!

[cymri4]

*shrug* we all know that you aren't particularly stereotypical.

I've had men do all those things to me before (well, most of them at least)

and I know how long I take in the shower and the weird shit that my friends buy me to scrub my body with!

[wherever_i_rome]

> 7. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

you have to be a man for this one?

[cymri4]

hahahahahahha.

I wish that I had a weiner that I could shake at someone and say "woowoo"

haha

[viva_la_boheme]

I really do use an apricot face scrub...and I used to have a grapefruit mint shampoo. It was nice. Why has no one ever done the "woo woo" thing to me? Damn, I'm missing out on life.

[fashioncrazed]

Omg. I totally take a bath like a man! This was freakin hilarious and oddly on-point.

[mestizo]

It's funny cause it's true.