Spider Jerusalem on Voting
Copied ( and very minorly modified, don't tell Spider ) from the Transmetropolitan trade paper back "Year of the Bastard", written by Warren Ellis, pencils by Darik Robertson, color by Rodney Ramos.
*start Spider Jerusalem*
You want to know about voting? I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. YOU like to put your feet up and watch TV. THEY like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.
*end Spider Jerusalem*
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Yay! The library levy passed.
*start Spider Jerusalem*
You want to know about voting? I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. YOU like to put your feet up and watch TV. THEY like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.
*end Spider Jerusalem*
*start text*
This feedsite adspot paid for by INFORM. Helping young people to understand politics.
*end text
Yay! The library levy passed.