Assorted Baking Disclaimers

[cynic51]

My ex-wife used to bake for my coworkers fairly often. When she did I'd write up a fairly standard email with funny disclaimers in very tiny font as seen here and hereRecently I had reason to clear out what little personal email I had saved at work, and found several more disclaimers. I present the best of them here with annotations

Comments

[tylik]

"The peanut butter filling contains nuts."

Just to complicate matters, peanuts are a legume, and while people can be allergic to both they aren't necessarily party of the same allergy group. (I can eat all the peanuts I want. And do. Tree nuts provoke anaphylaxis. As of just over two years so.)

[cynic51]

And now I wonder if there are people with terrible allergies to other legumes besides peanuts.