Oh. My. God.

[cynic_whisper]

Boys, please, for the sake of your own pride:

Never, ever, ever write a girl a poem.

Especially if the girl is even remotely like me.  People like me laugh at your poems.  Yes, I'm sure people have told you it's romantic, it's cute.  It's not.  It's fucking hilarious, but for some reason, I have a feeling, that's not what you were going for.  I

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[meltedchocolate]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg. That is the funniest thing ever. Thank you so much for posting this.